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I'm just bored deadpoolxrussia marvel and hetalia crossover. They just seem like a cute couple xD
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not to be all “tw*light did nothing wrong” but misogyny honest to god killed the hunger games

it was no masterpiece sure but it also sure as hell wasnt the love triangle bullshit everyone made it out to be. seriously everyone blames this whole “YA fiction with the special One and teens overthrowing the oppressive government tropes” trend on the hunger games but the truth is that none of those books are anything like thg

god!!! im mad!! name one cliche YA novel where the government actually is BAD like not just “oh love is illegal” or “they barcode you!!uwu” instead of like. actual slavery and rampant poverty while the rich waste their money on dumb bullshit!! and name one main character who ACTUALLY suffers under the government’s regime!! who actually starves and works and suffers and has genuine REASON to rebel!! thg is the only YA book that had anything to say about wealth disparity and the dehumanization of the poor,, every other YA book uses it as a plot device to put some dumbass romance together or show how “badass” the MC is!! thg is genuinely emotional and the focus of the book isnt katniss’s archery and how cool she is and its NOT gale or fucking peeta bread. and then the marketing for the stupid fucking movies took the WHOLE POINT OF THE BOOK (which is to satirize and critique how women in entertainment have any serious things about them ignored in favor of whatever dress theyre wearing or who they’re dating) and turns that into……….. a fucking love triangle. and then the world forgets it because its just another dumb teen girl series. okay. 

Me @ myself rn

oh also last thing. the fact that at the end katniss chose to kill Coin (the rebel leader/soon to be newest dictator) instead of just having a plain and simple boring happy ending shows just how different thg is from the YA fiction its compared to. no other book in this genre would have the guts (or even the idea) to put out such a blatant, obvious “the fight against oppression never ends, stay diligent” message and thg is iconic for it and it shows how much thought was actually put into its message. im sorry to susan collins for my 12 yo self for not understanding at the time and thinking it was just bad writing

thanks to everyone adding on about the representation! about finnick’s story and being trafficked! and about peeta and his disability!! and katniss and her  indigenous coding and PTSD!! And about how it shows how war n dictatorships always prey on marginalized groups!! and a billion other things!!! that the movies just fucked off n forgot about!!!

Also, like…Katniss’ love triangle with Peeta and Gale was never about the love aspect. She was choosing between war and peace. It wasn’t “oh nooo i have too many boys :(” it was “one of these people represents war and violence and revolt, which is necessary in the world but unsustainable, and one of them represents peace and love and rebuilding, which can tolerate too much but ultimately is the goal.” and it had to be a romantic relationship because she had to be put into a position where choosing one cut her off from the other. katniss choosing peeta was NEVER about choosing the boy she loved most; it was about choosing a future where she counted up good things in the world, where she had children because she was no longer terrified of what their future would look like, where she grew primroses in her garden and started moving on from living her entire life steeped in trauma. gale was important to her because he was ferocious like her; but even he goes further than her, like when he refuses to run away with katniss because he wants to be part of the rebellion.

thg is a war story. peeta and gale both represent another aspect of what happens when the war is over - you can focus on it, enjoy it even, continue to bring it back every time something goes wrong; or you can slow down, rebuild, heal, refuse to glorify the effect it had on society and you personally. choosing one means you cannot have the other. you cannot hold hands and play in the grass with peace and war at the same time: you marry one of them. doing so erases your ability to commit to the other. and katniss’ choice of peeta is significant because she is choosing peace. she is choosing, despite how hard it is and how easy it would be to be bitter and broken and angry, to heal.

YES THAT LAST PART

The Hunger Games is just a good book. Period.

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ultimate dream team fic list

all fics have been curated by me as of 23/08!

apocalypse/end of world/zombies AU

minecraft but in real life

shorts (<1,500)

meeting for first time (george in florida)

meeting for first time (dream in england)

furry shit

assassins/killers/FBI agents

cowboy/historical

DnD/fantasy

stream moments/video moments

text fics

PWP/NSFW (smut)

hanakai disease/other illnesses

college/university/high school AUs

meet cute/coffee shop AU

dream SMP war

  • war by Moonl1ghtwastaken

video game AUs (the last of us)

soulmate AUs

social media AUs

other (no category)

roommates (living together)

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I present a compilation of Bokuaka being canon. Thank me later✨
(Disclaimer: ⚠️WILL INCLUDE MANGA PANELS/SPOILERS⚠️ ALL OF THIS IS OFFICIAL ART.)
Alternatively:
-Iconic jacket catch
-Akaashi being a good boyf and chasing Bokuto to give him an umbrella
-Bokuto having Akaashi go from 😭to😄 just by being himself and smiling 🥺
-The entirety of Fukurodani looking at them because they know what’s up
-Akaashi giving Bokuto the look™️
-Bokuaka confusing this poor journalist by being dorks
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appreciation post for one of my favorite little Victuuri things; the fact that they keep doing things in perfect unison.

ALSO doing things in unison when they aren’t even next to each other:

and running to each other in perfect unison because they just CANNOT WAIT any longer:

I’m certain I’ve missed some because I just pulled from the caps I already have. I just love in sync they are. It’s so cute.

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appreciation post for one of my favorite little Victuuri things; the fact that they keep doing things in perfect unison.

ALSO doing things in unison when they aren’t even next to each other:

and running to each other in perfect unison because they just CANNOT WAIT any longer:

I’m certain I’ve missed some because I just pulled from the caps I already have. I just love in sync they are. It’s so cute.

Person A: Aren't you too young to do that?
Person B, continuing to do said thing: WELL, AREN'T YOU TOO OLD TO STAY ALIVE-
Person A: NO, HOW FUCKING DARE YOU SAY THAT, YOU GODDAMN CHIL-
Person C, narrating exasperatedly: Despite their conversation, their ages are actually nearly the same.

Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.

okay but what’s updog ?

Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.

No, that’s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released

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You’re thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.

No, that’s uptalk.  You’re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.

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surely that’s Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

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That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs

You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

no that’s an updraft

updog isn’t a noun at all, it’s a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, or harshly lecture them

No, that’s upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people’s laps.

No that’s a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.

No that’s an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

What’s a henway?

Oh, about 5 pounds.

random aged-up!haikyuu!! au thoughts, where they’re all older but most of them are still playing professional volleyball:

  • hinata: we’re NOT getting together until you admit that IM A GOOD SPIKER
  • kageyama: well then i guess we’re NEVER GETTING TOGETHER!!
  • everyone else is torn between letting this play out because the betting pool is worth truly colossal amounts of money by now, and dying, because the demon duo needs a better outlet for all that sexual tension…bang it out somewhere other than the volleyball courts pls…the refs are watching……..
  • on the other hand, the news reporters are at the point where they’re willing to pay oikawa to stop talking about his sex life
  • on an unrelated note, iwaizumi is willing to pay anything to not hear about his sex life in volleyball news
  • oikawa is torn between letting the world think he’s some kind of sex god and being very lost, because he doesnt know that sex term and at this point its WAY too late to ask
  • (not pictured: iwaizumi trying to channel the stone for which he was named)
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Cheesy lines 💬 (alt. When you’re trying to tease someone but end up getting teased instead smh)

the ugliness in assumptions .1

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐮𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 | akaashi keiji x gn!reader (no pronouns mentioned) ↳ akaashi and you are on a journey to find out what happened between families and how to cancel his wedding.

ask ; a concept where you and akaashi are heirs of a rivaling companies and you two are in a relationship but since your parents and his hate each other, you two have to act like you both hated each other in each other’s presence

an ; i plan to make a part 2/3 but yeah. this has been in my drafts for q a while and i shall release it to the world in it’s raw, not beta’ed form. i should write more.

words: 1.7k tags: established relationship, ceo!au

Things weren’t always like this; your parents at his parent’s throat, your family’s company beside his company’s name on newspapers, your hand in his.

The only thing that hasn’t changed is how you call the Akaashi Keiji “ugly”. He’s not fond of that name, but when that word slipped out of your lips at the age of 8, it stuck to him.

Like the title “heir” since birth. Or the words “Arranged Marriage”, people curious to know who is the lucky one to ride on the riches of his soon-to-be company. Out of the 3, Akaashi prefers “ugly”, and so, he doesn’t protest when you meet him again, parents turned from partners to rivals, and without mercy, you addressed him as that.

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I've been inactive for a while and some of my followers might be disappointed that my new post isn't a new fanart.

But this cannot go unnoticed. This concerns everyone who enjoys Japanese anime and culture, regardless of your nationality.

Boku no Hero Academia is a big, successful manga worldwide. And here the author used the victims of Japanese war crimes to name a mad scientist character who does inhuman experiments.

Coincident? Or worse, doesn't matter to you?

Then I think you are too naive.

Japan has never even acknowledged their war crimes during WW2. You think they'll apologize? No. In their mind, they're victims themselves for recieving the nukes in Hiroshima and Nagasaki. They don't even care for all the inhuman, imperialistic crimes they did for decades before that.

And i think this incident concerning BNHA shows that Japan didn't, and does not, and will not take responsibility of their crimes.

They don't educate their citizens of their own history. They're just busy trying to hide their mistakes.

And this ignorance is inherited to the next generation, who draws and writes comics without any regard of what they should or shouldn't be doing, and it spreads worldwide.

I've seen foreign anime lovers saying they don't care about the history, they just want to enjoy the comics. You think you're indifferent, but you really are helping Japanese government escape their crimes. You're a bystander ignoring the victims.

So please spread this message as much as you can, make it go viral so that the author of BNHA change the name and formally apologize.

Ignoring the history doesn't make it not true.

This happened. Japanese military Unit 731's inhuman experiments on Maruta happened. People suffered. Other people's suffering can not be lightly used in the context of mass media.

Please, please don't ignore this.

SOME of things iwaizumi hajime is:

handsome

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salty as hell

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not only handsome, but cute

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attentive… will always know when you smile genuinely

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and will be happy with you when you do

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supportive…will lend you his sturdy back so that you can rest your hand on it and absorb strength from his fine back muscles

his bomb ass bara arms will win all the arm wresting battles for you

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an ideal anime man…

EXCUSE ME BUT I FEEL THE NEED TO SUPPORT ALL THIS

YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW FUCKING BADASS IWAIZUMI IS

HOW FUCKING DORKY HE CAN BE

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HOW HE PRETTY MUCH HAS HIS OWN SECRET FAN CLUB

AND HOW FUCKING OPTIMISTIC AND AMAZING HE IS OVERALL

may i add to his dork factor??

(credits to @ladder-chan for the translation!)

first of all he has a godzilla phone case like HOW CUTE IS THAT?? AND THE CONTEXT FOR THIS WAS THAT IN LET’S HQ!! THERE WERE MONSTERS AND MECHAS IN DATEKOU AND?? he wants to go he wants to join them so badly

ALSO !! HERE WHEN THEY WERE IN MIDDLE SCHOOL IWACHAN FOUND A FISH NAMED OIKAWA AND! LOOK HOW PROUD HE LOOKS ! even oikawa says “why’re you making such a triumphant face” !! 

CONCLUSION : IWACHAN IS A HUGE DORK BADASS AND HES REALLY COOL 100 %

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Is this a challenge, Sawamura?

Dunno, you tell me? 

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Ohooooo~ Something fun is ought to happen~

WOW THIS IS TENSE 

Aaaaand it just got more tense…

Now, now, Daichi…

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Akaashi, Kuroo said they’ll beat our team like no big deal so I couldn’t just leave it like that!!!

I can’t believe I spent so much time on a thing this stupid.