a story in two parts

ーFriar Laurence, probably

this is the only way i will greet crowds from now on

Shakespeare: here’s my Good Supporting Character and his name is Benvolio

Shakespeare: and here’s my Evil Supporting Character named Malvolio

Shakespeare:

Lord Capulet: I am marrying you to Count Paris

Juliet:

The best production of Romeo and Juliet I’ve ever seen

Mercutio, for some god foresaken reason, was wearing a pink feather boa the entire time. No one mentioned it, no one even looked weirdly at him. Everyone else was wearing like period appropriate clothes but then there was Mercutio with his boa either just around his neck, or around his waist like a belt. During his Queen Mab scene it was tied around his head like a bandana. Every time he came on stage it was somewhere new. The best part, oh the best part of it all, was that in this production they had Benvolio appear in a couple scenes after his death. He didn’t speak of course cause he didn’t have any lines, but he stood in the back. And guess what he had in his hands. A pink. Feather. Boa.

-William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet

i understand it’s 2019 but i have some very strong opinions about how romeo and juliet is taught in schools and my hot takes can only be expressed through memes

i think the moon would like you

why? did she say something to you? tell me word for word

I know some people get nervous about interacting directly so I just want y'all to know I appreciate you.

COURAGE CANNOOOOOT EEEEERAAAAASE OUR FEEEAAAAR

COURAGE IS WHEEEEEN WE FAAAAAAAAACE OUR FEEEEAAAR

Remember when we first met Barba?

I do. 💔😢