The Obbsessor

more sketches

Revoking your right to participate in White Boy Wednesday :/

you are NOT permitted to play that funky music

OK??? LMFAO???

Faggot.

*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

This is Margaret when she opens that email

there's a lot happening right here

i, and i cannot stress this enough, fucking love tumblr

So play like a noob? got it

You’re joking, but it actually is a popular theory in chess that a complete noob potentially can beat a master by confusing them - as the noob doesn’t know what they’re doing the master is unable to recognize which of valid strategies they’re pursuing and cannot deploy proper counterstrategy.

Chessmasters when their opponent doesn’t make one of the five approved optimal opening moves:

#used to do shit like this when we fenced#for real tho a newbie is way more of an issue than a master because WHAT are you doing???

I’m currently a fencing coach for a high school club and my least disciplined fencer routinely beats kids who have been fencing for 5-6 years because he’s just so unpredictable and messy that his opponents have no idea what to do.

I know what a master is doing, I just may not be faster than them. I know I’m faster than a newbie but hey what the fuck is happening?

I have, on rare occasions, won pokemon battles like this. I have no idea what the meta is, and just slap things together that sound cool. It’s fun when you win by taking someone completely off guard because “Who would run that?!” Idk man, the noob that just kicked your ass. I’m not smart enough for all these mind games that go into serious competitive pokemon, but I do know big laser go pew.

The Newbie Flail™ is the most terrifying attack imaginable.

“The best swordsman on the planet doesn’t fear the second-best swordsman. He fears the new swordsman, because he has no idea what the lunatic will do.”

Espeon from Pokémon Rumble Rush

the lover(s)

Good morning Mr. Jigsaw I noticed that this trap has a time limit of 60 minutes but as per my accommodations through the school Center of Disability Resources I get time and a half on exams and quizzes is that still something I can apply to this game right now? Thank you for understanding have a nice day

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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

"i bet he's playing tic tac toe in his notebook instead of taking notes"

OP will be hunted for sport if the asker ever changes their name

OH FUCK

please!! stop leaving out your unsmoked swishers!!! the wildlife is addicted

Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit

we're just normal men

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

collecting these types of images like pokemon cards

It feels like fucking a ziploc bag full of juice you didnt miss anything good

why have i not unfollowed you

youre stupid