#roqueandelf
I had the urge to draw some gore.
the epilogue for the last harry potter book should have just been thirty-year old harry forwarding dozens of cat videos a day to mcgonagall with the caption"is this u" on all of them
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
(photos via @uver_next)
molagsballs l0rd-hircine minecraft pups
the real spooky things
Fighting my demons Screaming inside my head One day you will find my remains Gushing red I lay there, dead A hole in my head An empty void Would you even care? Life just isn't fair It is rare That you'd think I'd care Can't bear life anymore Furthermore, I look like gore A bloody accident Just like my birth Less I take my last breath Know that I'd always loved you My death is nothing You were my everything Know the pain I've endured And be reassured I am at peace now The voices have gone
I see no flaws
SLAMS BUTTON
this makes me so happy!
school supply list:
- headphones
- portable charger
- knife
He is my creative writing teacher(:
oh sweet jesus
oh sour jesus
oh BBQ jesus
oh cool ranch jesus
oh doritos locos tacos jesus
i hate it when you’re walking along and you suddenly become really self-conscious about the way you are walking so you concentrate on walking normally and just end up like
on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine
On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.
one crack cocaine
hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please
debit or credit
I actually have a gift card
how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active
I’m still not socially active
I’m not even active
LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes


