have this 2am yoda i drew last night
ORIGINAL TRILOGY APPRECIATION WEEK 2021 Day 4 - Favourite Quotes That’s impossible, even for a computer. It’s not impossible. I used to bull’s-eye womp rats in my T-16 back home.
imagine breaking up with someone when you’re both in your early 20s and they take your ship and fuck off, and then you become the best dressed in the galaxy and the leader of an entire city and live in a palace. and then your ex shows up to ask a favor and he’s like 35 living in that ship and hanging out with 22 year olds and using 5-in1 soap. that’s how lando calrissian feels
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skywalker rolls up to the battlefield with no armor in sight. he doesn’t need it. everyone’s faces melt indiana-jones style when they lay eyes on his killer maison margiela F/W ‘16 velvet turtleneck jumpsuit with matching custom leather boots, belt and single glove by louis vuitton. weep for your fave
They were just talking about their General, but he...
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( I don't know if they speak Mando'a... but I love the headcanon that they do.)
I love the idea that Luke is just fuckoff powerful in the Force but he doesn’t even know, because he has no idea there even are limits. So like, he tosses people around without even lifting a finger, uses Jedi mind-tricks just by speaking, projects himself halfway across the known universe just to fuck with his nephew, and it’s all stuff Jedi in the Republic would have considered utterly impossible but Luke never even learned that much so for him it’s just another Tuesday.
Yoda did say “do or do not, there is no try” and Luke took that super literally
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i just realized how absolutely earth shatteringly horny the internet at large would be for darth vader if the original trilogy came out right now
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my god, every facet of his character, the mask, he’s tall, he chokes people, he’s evil, good god it would be apocalyptic, this website would be fucking unusable
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people are horny for kylo ren and he’s just an intentionally infinitely shittier version of darth vader who sucks fucking shit comparatively just imagine
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so imagine Star Wars comes out now, everybody’s obviously drawing their fanon interpretation of Vader as hot brooding anime men so they can ship him with whomever of luke/leia/han they find personally most attractive. Empire comes around, darth is luke’s ****** (message me for spoilers!), everyone purges their Luke/Vader art and starts drawing him as a hot dad, slicked back salt-n-pepper hair and a chiseled jaw and shit
then Jedi comes out and
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someone just actually messaged me for spoilers
y’all ever draw two entire pages as a set up for a very stupid joke (spiritual successor to this) [ID in next reblog!]
Listen I do love les mis but at the same time it’s absolutely hilarious that a considerable chunk of the plot relies on valjean just being... unreasonably fucking ripped
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