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You'll notice that LGBT pride parades are being cancelled, and LGBT people are not complaining and calling it an injustice.

Meanwhile, Christians are calling it an injustice that churches are being closed, and conservatives are calling it an injustice that stay at home orders exist.

That's because LGBT people actually experience injustices, so they know when an injustice is happening. They face way too many injustices to label everything they don't like as an injustice. And they're not defying social distancing orders to have the parade anyway.

We also know the consequences of an unaddressed pandemic.

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

forest puppy

that’s a deer

its a forest puppy

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

I’ve never actually seen what it looked like before Mt. Rushmore…it’s so saddening.

P r e a c h

Me to my anxiety : can u like calm down these people don’t even think about you Depression : ever Me: that’s not what I meant

dc literally has better villains than marvel because marvel antagonists are always like “i wear ALL BLACK and THREE PIECE SUITS and i kill people because i’m SAD inside” meanwhile everyone in gotham just be off the shits and have an actual aesthetic and presentation  

The villain’s in Gotham are better because no one can out do Bruce Wayne in  “i wear ALL BLACK and THREE PIECE SUITS and i beat up people because i’m SAD inside” so they had to come up with something else.

this is the only response anyone is allowed to put on this post actually 

can you imagine being THIS cool

Context.

WHY IS THE CONTEX EVEN BETTER?!

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

Breakfast Across the Globe

BY FAR THE SEXIEST POST ON THIS SITE

and the most important one…Jamaican Breakfast

Followed by a Haitian breakfast

Ethiopian breakfast 💚💛❤

Nigeria breakfast 🇳🇬

The one post that everyone can agree on….that food is sexy.

Energy company has got some sass

Duke Energy Fined $102 million for Polluting Rivers with Coal Ash

This is the best summary of the corporate deflection of blame for environmental destruction onto the consumer to save face I’ve ever seen

Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming

does anyone on this godforsaken website ever think before they speak

ive probably said this before but i LOVE the twilight zone episodes with no quantifiable moral at the end, they just wrap up like “wouldnt it be fucked up if that happened?”

everyone saying black mirror NO the whole point of black mirror is that it’s rife with unwanted morals! no! i don’t want to be told how technology is making us distant and how helicopter parenting makes kids hate you i want “what if astronauts found their own dead bodies on a random planet and had a breakdown for a full episode then realized they’re dead for real and then forget and do it all again forever, wouldn’t that be fucked? i’m rod serling”