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The DDM is at Work

@deadliestdungeonmaster

Mason:Asexual, Gemini, 21. Some thoughts on belly kinks.

We’ve all wondered what would have happened to Benny if that night went a little… differently. So now’s the time were we take control!! To celebrate hitting 2,500 followers, it’s time to fill this boy up with ghosts! 

Benny has been forced to enter the haunted house, but what happens to him inside there is all up to you! so let’s do this!

1 reblog = 1 ghost

4 likes = 1 ghost

1 kofi = 1 poltergeist

Note rewards:

150 notes - Ghosts start kicking/moving

200 notes - Benny starts lactating

250 notes - Benny gets stripped of some of his clothes

300 notes - Ghosts start touching Benny

400 notes - Ghosts start fucking Benny

500 notes - Two ghost’s fuck Benny

550 notes - Benny orgasms (irregardless of situation)

10 kofis - Posts are coloured

20 kofis - Animated birth

Only reblogs and likes on THIS POST will count towards the drive each day! Updates will be daily at 7am AEST from the 19th to the 26th! Thank you all so much for 2500 followers, let’s do this!!

I’m glad that tumblr is moving onto it’s labor rights phrase but if you’re going to strike you need

  • clear and concrete demands (i.e. $15 an hour minimum wage, paid sick time, the ability to recieve your schedule a month in advance, etc)
  • unity. one person skipping work is not gonna make a difference. you’ll just be fired. an entire workplace striking will yield results
  • mutual aid. if y'all striking y'all not gonna get paid and people have bills and children. you need to raise money for a strike, find a sympathetic rich person or unionize and pay dues

this is not an overnight process. it can take months or years and if you live in major metropolitan area there’s probably already a committee of some sort (DM if you live in New Orleans and want to join one) if not you can form one or join the iww. you can’t just tell people to not show up for work with no plan. because most people aren’t gonna do that.

Unionize 👏and 👏pay 👏 dues 👏

It’s doubtful you’ll find a sympathetic rich person, and even if you do you’ll be striking a very Faustian bargain

Also, if your workplace is small, less than a dozen employees, you’re not going to have the pull by yourselves. With such a small workplace, your manager could replace all of you in a day or two. They won’t be good, experienced employees like you, but they will be enough to keep the place running while management finds or trains new people. That’s why such people are called scabs, because they patch up any wounds collective action might inflict on management.

But if your workplace is small, don’t despair! There are resources available even if you’re too small to strike. Contact some kind of union, and they can probably help organize things like pickets advising customers to boycott, or send a negotiator on your behalf.

Trashing around

(This started as a small ask but this happened. enjoy)

I saw a belly movement video and now I have this stuck in my head:

Imagine a boy who is carrying very active quintuplets. It’s not a problem at first, but as the babies grow it really starts to hurt. When they kick particularly hard, the boy cannot help but tense his abdomen. This in turn causes the babies to move more, and so on. He is dreading labor, knowing his belly will tense almost non-stop.

When he goes into labor he tries to stay relaxed. The sobs as the contractions make his babies trash around. He avoids pushing for as long as he can to prevent the babies that are not in his birth canal from kicking. But he can’t fight it forever. Eventually he gives in and pushes. He screams from the combined pain of the relentless movement and a baby spreading him open. He begs his babies to stop, tries to ease them down with gentle touches, but this only seems to encourage them.

After hours and hours of his stomach being distorted, he tries to focus on the birth. He’s on all fours on the bed, rocking his hips to try and get his first baby to get the fuck out. The position is hell for his back, as it now carries the full weight of his heavy belly. He cries out with every push, but progress is slow.

After spending twenty minutes like this, he’s had it. When his belly hardens with a contraction his arms are no longer able to support his weight. He doesn’t care anymore. He lets himself fall forward, and the mountain of pillows he had put around him does not take away from the sudden increase of pressure on his belly. He screams as his babies distort his belly. The pain makes him curl up around his stomach (as much as is possible with his size). With his babies moving the way they are, he is in too much distress to properly birth them. Which makes the contractions worse. Which makes the babies protest even more. He feels like he is in a never-ending cycle of pain. He is desperate for the pain to end. He brings his arms around his belly, and after moaning his way through it, he has managed to bring his thighs up against the undersides of his stomach. He is scared for what will happen, but he has no other ideas.

When the contraction comes, he pushed hard. He leans forward, pressing his belly against the bed. His arms are on the upper part of his belly, and he pushed them downwards. He screams as he squeezes his belly. It hurts so so much. He feels his belly tremble from the strain of it, but it makes it hard for the babies to move, and he finally feels his baby crown.

He spends the rest of his labor like this: pushing and sobbing and squeezing. It takes six hours of agony for him to birth his five babies. During the labor of the last one he is squatting next to the bed, having to let gravity do most of the work since even the lightest touch to his now bruised belly makes him want to scream in pain.

tentacle fucking and ovi is all well and good but the best part is after the tentacles pull away from their victim, forcing him to stand on his own with his legs shaking and about to give out because the new weight in his belly is just too heavy. he runs his hands over his swollen stomach taking in with horror how big he his and how strange and horrible it feels, realizing the eggs were just going to keep growing despite how strained his skin already was 

and he stumbles his way to one side of the cave he’s in, catching himself on a wall and sliding to his knees, belly bumping against his thighs. he huddles himself against it so the tentacles at least can’t attack him from behind (not like theres anything he could do to stop them if they did). and he just…. waits like that. for hours. alone and scared with terrible things in his belly that are gonna want to come out eventually

his legs are stretched out in front him and his hands are tucked under his shirt so he can feel even the slightest change as the eggs grow rapidly inside him. he takes in slow, deep breaths, trying to ride out the waves of pain. his eyes scrunched tight with a few stray tears leaking out

after a long time he feels a kind of vibration coming from the eggs, and he knows they’ve grown enough and are ready to hatch. the realization has him openly weeping and moaning, begging the eggs and any kind of deity listening for whats about to happen to not. he watches how his belly moves now, the slight rise and fall as the eggs roll around and push against his skin in awful, nauseating ways. his water hasn’t broken yet and the eggs still haven’t hatched but by the strength of their shaking he knows its only a matter of time 

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truth coming out of her well to shame mankind (tumblr safe version)

This is it… this is the height of what memes and memetic culture can do and the purpose they can serve, and why it’s so important to have this freedom of expression and exchange. Protest, reference, the instant connection of ideas, heavy weighted messages conveyed by the simplest of means. This image speaks volumes about the state of internet politics right now, and it does so by omitting the most important and recognizable part of itself.

Also, look at the quality here and the effort the artist put into making Truth’s erasure so disturbingly seamless. 

i know the “ok tumblr children please here are the rules to twitter and please behave” posts are so patronizing and dumb but some of you NEED to know that your likes are public

your likes on twitter aren’t just public in that people can go to your profile, click the likes tab, and see everything you’ve liked, but also public in that twitter will randomly display them on your follower’s timelines because twitter is ruled by insanity

The people who follow you and you follow are also 100% public, btw!

and another thing about this whole posts getting flagged for nsfw content, why the fucked am i gettting flagged for pictuers that literally are just of my belly?? like ok yeah i get that im doing it for sexual or at least semisexual reasons, but like legit if i was just a pregnant lady trying to document my pregnancy online on tumblr and i was getting pictures of my belly flagged as indecent or mature content or whatever, id be so fucking mad and id have every reason to as ewll like why the hell should that be considered nsfw?? 

like legit can you imagine if you tried to tell a pregnant person that their baby bump, the literal shape of their stomach caused by their baby growing inside them, was too mature to be shown to anyone under 18???? thats some bullshit and yall know it

Here in the good o’l USA, uncensored imagry of pregnancy or anything relating to maternity is treated as taboo.

That’s fucked up, pregnancy is literally such a normal and essential part of life, making thr literal process of how people are made a taboo is so fuckdd up and dumb I hate it

Ayy I’m starting my first egg drive!

Y’all wanted pocket boy, so here he is about to get his belly stuffed with a bunch of squishy little jelly eggs :)

1 ko-fi = 5 eggs

1 reblog = 2 eggs

1 like = 1 egg

Also!!! Here’s some bonus/unlockable stuff:

5 ko-fis - Belly squeezing/torture

10 ko-fis - Eggs start hatching + egg growth spurt

15 ko-fis - X-ray view + updates now in color and clean lines

20 ko-fis - Water breaking/birth starts + egg growth spurt

25 ko-fis - Birth denial (finger, plug or maybe getting fucked by some creature?)

30+ ko-fis - Short belly movement animation for final update + egg growth spurt

The drive will run until April 22nd (almost 2 weeks), so you guys should have plenty of time to like, reblog or donate! I’ll try to draw an update every few days so they won’t be daily, but they shouldn’t be too far apart.

I’m so exited for this! Lets fill this tiny boy up!!!

Only two days left! Lets keep filling this boy up, I think he’s still got room :)

Today’s the last day of the drive, if you want to add more eggs to pocket boy’s belly, like/reblog/donate now or forever hold your peace!