It looks funny, right? You think it looks funny.

I do too. But it lives its whole life. So you have to take it seriously eventually, right? And be respectful and shit.

I think it can digging in the ground for tubers.

6 year old girl: *accidentally spills juice*

Parents: no one will marry u if u do that

#good omens

oh this is phenomenal.

The fucking googly eyes

@yamisnuffles

I’ll have to make one next year.

The tea is scalding.

Merry Christmas to everyone except whoever made this

Did this awhile ago

I just

Me at 3AM

Me: *wakes up*

My dick: “Oh God! No plea…”

pussy so wet u needa biscuit to sop up all dat gravy