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when someone insults you with a flaw you’re aware of 

I really wanna be in a movie but on the other hand, i’d probably make them delete the every scene because I looked bad

I have a drug dealer friend from elementary school that if you show him that u are still in school gives u student discount on the goods.

He cares

there are two types of people

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART

tumblr came out 79 years ago. just let that sink in

17 years old and i still don’t know how to properly respond to “whats up?” 

RW:SHIRT

remember that one time you called your teacher mom

you laughing but yo laptop wet

what is this show even about

shhh it’s just the best medical show in the world

apparently its actually the most accurate medical show???

^ true facts. I found that out when my best friend was studying to become a paramedic. It was the only show all the paramedics watched and weren’t annoyed by constant medical mistakes/wrong procedures/wrong displays etc.

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