I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!

im desperate

Since I don’t make content anymore I can please my unlucky ass and reblog this shister

Reblog if you don’t have a tumblr 

2008 was a better time…

That one time the whole nation got rickrolled but no one was mad about it bless

#I KEEP TELLING PEOPLE THIS HAPPENED#AND THEY NEVER BELIEVE M E

OH YES this was BEAUTIFUL

Happy 8-year anniversary to the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade that got Rickrolled

This legendary event happened 10 years ago now!

new meme format

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

not risking it

some weird Pink&White swap!au that suddenly popped up in my mind

Today’s tumblr glitch is *spins prize wheel* Uhhhhh everyone posts comments with no text, just 5 empty comments from different blogs one after another attached to every post.

The Holy Trinity

In 15 seconds of dialogue Francis Wilkerson sums up what’s wrong with how women are criticized in our society and it’s great

I literally remember when this aired and something clicked in my head. He was putting to words what I kept seeing over and over in media without apology or explanation

i talk to like 2 people lmao

I literally have no friends. If we texting that shit mad temporary cause there’s gonna come a day when they stop replying or hitting me up and I stop trying.

Facts.

Before net neutrality dies, I’d like to make one last post regarding Ajit Pai

simon’s friends: why did you do it, simon?

simon: I was closeted and not ready to come out and martin was threatening to out me to the entire school if I didn’t help him slightly inconvenience you

simon’s friends: okay but wHY

simon:

Leah: you were setting me up to get my heart broken!

Simon, a clueless gay who had no idea she was in love with him:

martin: I didn’t think people still did shit like that

simon, a gay with common sense and eyes:

Reblog if Black Lives Matter to you

Where are those woke white people at!?

The amount of notes this doesn’t have bothers me…

Tumblr has 30-50 million active users. Why does this not even have 1 million notes?

I have over three thousand followers and so far only two reblogged this I’m disappointed

✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿#BLM

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead. And if I’m alive and I don’t agree with this, please punch me as hard as you can to make me come back to my senses.

“You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-”

Don’t.

“You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-”

No.

“You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-”

No.

“I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-”

No.

“At least you act norm-” Stop.

“I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-” Maybe

Rebooting for the last comment 😂😂

xxxtentacion almost beat a man to death because he was gay and now he got shot during pride month

wheres that picture like this

there are 8000 of you and none of you have the picture of the kpop man gazing ruefully at his would-be drink cascading to the floor. tumblr is useless im deleting

i can, will, and have already married you

put this in the MOMA

My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?”

It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and getting published for heat dissipation in polymers and then I open this godforsaken app to dudes hanging brain who can’t even pronounce “saponification” calling me a slut because I won’t give attention to their limp excuses for existence.

3 billion years of evolution and the greatest form of communication you can conjure up in your fermented omelet of a conscience is submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet to substitute the attention your parents never gave their mistake of an offspring.

This is poetry.

Bitch thats me

parallels

what does this mean

Wakanda is Fergalicious

T’Challa stans fergie and idk how to handle it

I got that boom boom pow…

Them chickens jackin my style.. they try to copy my swagga

Im on some next shiiiit now

I don’t know what to do with this information.

You’ve already done the lords work so idk what else you could do with this information

Clearly, Wakanda is 3000 and 8 while the rest of the world is 2000 and late like did you even watch the movie :/ ?