I get auditory hallucinations when I start falling asleep (no idea why, I just do). usually it's mundane, or sometimes very annoying noises that wake me up, most common are mumbled conversation in a Café and the sounds of power tools on a construction site.

but just now instead, as I was trying to fall asleep, I heard a like... old man voice say "I am casting my most powerful Tuna Spells" and honestly my brain might be haunted by a wizard

take 2 of trying to fall asleep, same old man voice said: "I can form conjurations beyond your wildest imaginations" and then Party Rock Anthem started playing so loud I got jump scared

the bastard who won't let me sleep

I need more Medjed in my life. They're just a funky lil guy who looks like a ghost with legs.

I was not joking

Encounter: Medjed, a spooky little guy known to scholars of ancient religion to “shoot from his eyes” with no real explanation for what that means

the god of roadkill

ha   heh  ha  hee  ha  he   hah   heh   heh

Unmute !

I showed this video to my 2 y/o niece last night and now every time I get out my phone near her she says “chicken. song”

ARIEL NEEDS LEGS

I was gonna make Emmy draw this but she said no so I drew it myself.

I’ve never drawn a comic before!

edit: WATCH IN MOTION COMIC FORM

Jin-Roh: The Wolf Brigade

Item: Permit Crab; once attuned, a character may make one action or use an item that is normally not allowed by their alignment

The fact that you guys don't reblog my bad posts is elitist and you should be doing more to promote a fair environment.

Also this IS a canon url:

samme

donot enter hallway

extremelé importante lounginge event in progress

CHIPS GOT CHUBBY CHEEEEEEKS

Stop

If This You Wish To Cross This Path

You Must Help With Our Home Work Math

Give us the math, Horace

Four Plus Eight

It’s 12

Thank’s

That’s a deep… dock.

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why does this happen to me