Eepy Lil Bean

Lil Dude, wtf

That's literally one of my best friends that sent you the ask

How do we know that’s not one of your 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS

adrien is actually 60% of tumblr's userbase

That would be pretty freaking hilarious

I do have somewhat of a life tho XD

Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom

Me, culturally Protestant, walking into a Catholic church filled balls to the walls with paintings sculptures candles and god knows what else: why’s there so much stuff

Me, Orthodox, walking into a western church:  w h e r e   a r e   t h e   b o n e s

Me, vampire, walking into any denominational holy place: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Me, a janitor, sweeping up the vampires ashes: where the fUCk did all this dirt come from

World Heritage Post

me walking into this post to reblog it and probably forget about it:

heh, that’s pretty funny.

Lil Dude, wtf

That's literally one of my best friends that sent you the ask

How do we know that’s not one of your 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS

Shsbsisn lmao

I just have this one account and right now I have *counts* 4 side blogs and my main (this one) lol.

Lil Dude is mine but Sleepy is on his own

Lil Dude, wtf

That's literally one of my best friends that sent you the ask

How do we know that’s not one of your 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS

Shsbsisn lmao

I just have this one account and right now I have *counts* 4 side blogs and my main (this one) lol.

Lil Dude is mine but Sleepy is on his own

when i was a kid my grandpa was a great depression survivor and he wouldn't waste ANY amount of food so he taught me i had to eat the apple core and i started eating the whole apple in grade school and the kids called me horse boy

Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom

Me, culturally Protestant, walking into a Catholic church filled balls to the walls with paintings sculptures candles and god knows what else: why’s there so much stuff

Me, Orthodox, walking into a western church:  w h e r e   a r e   t h e   b o n e s

Me, vampire, walking into any denominational holy place: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Me, a janitor, sweeping up the vampires ashes: where the fUCk did all this dirt come from

World Heritage Post

*Goes to the nearest Halloween store to calm down*

Every time I see a redesign of Velma, you guys make her short as much as you can, it’s so funny 😂.

"You don't look autistic" at this point I feel like people are just mixing it up with down syndrome because I genuinely cannot think of a better explanation

This is true. I have autism face. I am extremely beautiful and something about my face makes one immediately recognize that I'm "different"

But when I say autism face, people say no no you don't look autistic. They are thinking of down syndrome and the gradual realization that "oh there's something different"

I have to explain this because you would say no it's quite obvious when a down syndrome person is around because of face shape. But let me tell you that your brain does not register that face shape as a threat.

It's like animal instict. My brain works differently and there's something in my eyes that show it. Something about the spacing of my features that makes people feral.

If you experience the whole "I hated you until I knew you" friendship, tell me you aren't autistic.

We really are bacterium in a petrie dish, aren't we

https://www.tumblr.com/twilightknight17/651308227304259584/hellsite-hall-of-fame-im-not-sure-why-i-actually?source=share

WHAT.

IVE BEEN HERE LESS THAN 5 MONTHS

W H A T

You've been here less than 5 months-???

yeah..?

I could have sworn February at least

Feels like they’re putting less meat in the hot pockets these days

only one way to fix this

By seizing the means of production so the rich can stop producing smaller amounts for higher prices?

why didn't you say this before i buirnd my bits

imagine if people talked about other things like they talked about furries. no guys i SWEAR i'm not a rock fan i just like rock music and listen to it often. nothing against rock fans but i am NOT a rock fan i just like the music

reblog this to give the person you reblogged it from a hug

"You don't look autistic" at this point I feel like people are just mixing it up with down syndrome because I genuinely cannot think of a better explanation