it’s ok. i mean it’s not ok, but it’s ok

Adrien: "Felix is not a bad guy, he lost his father recently, he must be suffering a lot :("

Chat Noir: "Well aren't you a friendless pathetic asshole?"

me: I’m excited for Chat Blanc but his design will probably be just like fanon chat blanc but with maybe a different eye or hair color. nothing new or interesting.

chat blanc: *exactly that except with eyeliner*

me: 

OH MY GOD HE’S PERFECT!!!!!

Based on this wonderful ask I got from @clawsout83​ !! It was a cute idea and I had to draw it!

my ko-fi!

why is no one talking about this part of kwami buster 

*doesn’t show affection* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!

*shows affection* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!

*doesn’t show affection* oh no, I’m being distant and cold!!

*shows affection* oh no, I’m being clingy and overbearing!!

*doesn’t show affection* oh no

*shows affection* oh no

Luka, Adrien, and Felix as love rivals

Luka: I want to be with Marinette, but if she chooses someone else, it's okay. (:

Adrien: I also want to be with Marinette and will be a little upset if she chooses someone else, but I can live with it. (:

Felix: Watch out.

Luka and Adrien: For what?

Felix: (:

Vanilla is considered the default, but with the amount of chocolate flavored stuff out there, chocolate is the real default. (source)

Two of the main stereotypes associated with teenagers are sleeping too much and not sleeping enough (source)

Millennials grew up watching Blues Clues, and now we all live alone, our dogs are our best friends, and we’re all just trying to find clues to figure out our lives. (source)

octopuses die after they have sex for the first time by the way. and squidward just happens to still be alive and well.

I hate to disappoint the finest minds on tumblr but

Gallery of fake fans right here.

The presence of Squilliam Fancypants would suggest that “Squi-“ is simply a common prefix for octopus names, likely one with great cultural significance and meaning

his name is squilliam fancySON we are exposing TOO many fake fans tonight

squidward has only 6 tentacles. OCTOpuses have 8 (hence the prefix). the creator is a marine biologist, this isnt some rookie design mistake. literally anyone who has watched the show for 5 minutes would know this come on now yall….

you dont get to decide whether or not all the octopuses in the show’s lack of tentacles is or isnt a design choice when its already BEEN CONFIRMED BEFORE THAT HES AN OCTOPUS IN A MULTITUDE OF OFFICIAL MATERIALS. also, there are actual squids on the show:

Also where is everyone in the notes getting the idea that 8 tentacles=octopuses and 6 tentacles=squids. Squids don’t have 6 tentacles. Squids have 10 limbs, 2 of which are tentacles and 8 of which are legs that look like tentacles.

this started as an argument about squidward being an adult virgin

In class today, Trump was somehow brought up and someone said that Trump was a neo-nazi and my professor was like, “Trump hasn’t ever said he was a neo-nazi” and another kid said, “I was still gay before I started calling myself gay!” and realized what he said and he looked just mortified but it was the greatest response to anything I’ve ever heard

When trump makes you so angry that you ram down the closet door to call out some bs

you know, there’s a lot of ace positivity posts about how you’re not broken or mentally ill if you’re asexual, and how it’s not a disorder.

and that’s true. and it’s great that people realize that it’s just the way some people are.

but i’ve yet to see any asexual positivity directed towards people who ARE asexual as a side effect of mental illness or trauma or even, as a friend of mine has told me he deals with, a result of dysphoria.

so here it is.

if you’re asexual because you have a mental illness that crushes sex drive and sexual attraction, you’re still ace. you’re still one of us.

if you’re asexual because you have a sensory processing disorder and the concept of sex is too overwhelming in a sensory manner, you’re still ace. you’re still one of us.

if you’re asexual because you have dealt with sexual trauma, you’re still ace. you’re still one of us.

if you’re asexual because of gender dysphoria, you’re still fucking ace.

it’s okay to be asexual no matter the reason behind it, and if you’re asexual, you’re a member of the aro/ace community.

and this goes for aromantics too.

It’s ok if you’re aromantic because you were abused and you can’t even trust people much less love them.

It’s ok if you’re aromantic because of abuse or trauma or mental illness and you can’t feel anything at all.

who just sent me money “for being perfect”

turns out boys r useful 4 sumthin

^ yup.

Reblog to let your followers know it’s okay to send you $40 for “being perfect”

I’ll also accept $20 for “being pretty okay”

I’d take $10 for “She’s alright most of the time, I guess”

I’ll take $5 for “she’s okay when she’s not posting stuff”

$2.50 for “Completes autonomic biological functions adequately”

someone just sent me 69¢ and you know what that means:

I will accept 10 cents for being a bitch

Reblog if you're on team "don't touch me without my permission but if you have my permission please never stop touching me"

Dormant Predators

This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20.

reblog for that last bit to save a life

If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move.

You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!

That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.

Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?  

Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.

Today is the only day you can reblog this.

Ah, it’s too late to post this on Halloween.  But here is a little story about ghosts, and roommates, and roommates who are ghosts.

The progress of kids going from believing in Santa to becoming Santa for their kids is an example of “you either die a hero of live long enough to see yourself become the villain”. (source)

Are there gay bugs?

he performed this when he came to my school and that shit was funny as fuck especially because a lot of the audience was LGBT ppl and we like Got It he’s so ridiculous