Appropriate reactions to your group member getting hit in the crotch

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Marvel’s Black Panther: “UN Meet and Greet” Exclusive Deleted Scene (X)

Why oh why did they delete this?!?!! Especially when you have the radiant and ethereal beauty of Florence Kasumba in the third gif, smiling like that!!! 

THIS IS ADORABLE

So eighth year and McGonagalls put everyone that came back to finish up their last year in the third floor corridor or in the tower under the owlery.

But that part of the castle’s been abandoned for years so the heating charms are completely naff and it’s always too cold.

One night both Draco and Harry are in the common room after insomnia, for Draco, and nightmares, for Harry, kept them from their beds. They’ve pushed a couch up next to the main fireplace but it’s still fucking freezing.

Draco cannot stop shivering and is sitting right on the edge of the couch and holding his hands out to the fire. Harry’s leaning back, just wearing an old jumper and jeans he threw on, looking completely at ease.

Draco gives him a nasty look and Harry chuckles and jokingly opens his arms, “Want me to warm you up, Malfoy?”

What passes for rational thought in Draco’s head at this point is something like, You pompous fucking arsehole, fine see how you like it and he shifts over and lays on Harry’s chest thinking he’ll just do it for a minute to make Harry uncomfortable and then mock him mercilessly for it. But the boy is a furnace and Draco just relaxes into him like a fucking cat because he’s finally warm.

Harry is super uncomfortable for a bit until Draco just melts into him and wraps his hands around Harry’s back and they’re so cold. SO he just stays there and maybe dozes off.

This happens over and over again. When they meet in the common room and when they snuggle up together they both sleep better than they have for months and it’s just too good to give up. Eventually, they start to lose barriers between one another, start talking about the past and the war. Harry absently brushing Draco’s hair back leads to him touching it all the time and Draco likes to lay his head on Harry’s chest and listen to his heartbeat.

No one knows they’re doing this.

Then, one winter day, it’s cold enough to snow outside and the wind is blowing, chilling the castle and the eighth year’s rooms especially. Everyone’s gathered in the common room to pool their warming charms. Harry’s reading, laying on a large couch back against the wall that only he wants because boy is a furnace and doesn’t mind the chill from the stones.

Draco tromps down from his rooms wrapped up in a sweater, robes, his winter cloak and a blanket over his shoulders and still looks miserably cold. He spots Harry, immediately goes over to him, pushes his book up and snuggles up on top of him, pulling his blanket over his head as Harry sets his book down, propped up on Draco’s back.

And everyone’s staring like, what the actual bloody fuck?

Finally, Hermione asks Harry, “Are… you dating Malfoy?”

Harry brow furrows and he tugs up the edge of the blanket, “Are we dating?”

Draco thinks about it for a second, he leans up, kisses Harry and says, “I guess so,” then pulls the blanket over his head again.

Harry looks back at Hermione, “Looks that way.” and just goes back to reading.

Everyone Lived.

Everyone lived, and James and Lily rocked Harry to sleep on the night of his second birthday by quietly humming lullabies to him. The moon spilled through the window and bathed his crib with a soft blue light, and Lily had never seen something so peaceful. The rest of the evening was spent slow dancing to one of Sirius’ old records. That Halloween, Harry dressed up as James’ favorite member of the Cannons. Not that he had much of a choice in the matter. 

Everyone lived, and Padfoot and Moony, known more affectionately to little Harry as “Poof” and “Moo,” took him to ice cream every Thursday afternoon. Sometimes, Sirius would put him in the sidecar of his motorcycle and fly low over the neighborhood before dropping him off (Don’t tell Lily). Harry was the ringbearer in Sirius’ and Remus’ wedding, much to James’ objection (“I would make a much better ringbearer than a toddler. Come on Padfoot.”.) 

Everyone lived, and Harry and Neville spent their fifth birthdays together. Lily and Alice thought they both looked just smashing in their matching blazers, but Neville was too busy throwing dirt at Ron to care. Molly baked a cake that was taller than Harry, and it was the best thing he had ever tasted. Lily invited Narcissa to her weekly book club that consisted of all the moms getting wine drunk and complaining about their husbands. Neville, Draco, Ron and Harry would eavesdrop and report to their dads later that day with everything they heard. Cue an unnecessary amount of shocked scoffing from James (”I do not do that, Lillian!”).

Everyone lived, and  Harry had a whole gang of people come to see him, Ron, Neville, and Draco off on their first year at Hogwarts. When Draco was sorted into Slytherin, no one made too much of a fuss because, as Ron claimed, maybe Draco and Harry would bicker less like an old married couple if they weren’t rooming together. As a group, the five of them, including Hermione later that year, broke the school record for most detentions in a month. James was angry, but only because he had been the previous record holder. Lily was angry because she was called in twice for a meeting with the headmaster to discuss Harry’s actions.

Everyone lived, and Christmases were full of light and music and shy kisses under the mistletoe. James, Sirius, and Remus all got drunk together before the Christmas party even started and by the time all the guests had arrived, there had been four proclamations of undying love made from the kitchen counter (three of them were Sirius confessing his love for James.)(One of them was from Sirius to Remus.). Molly knitted everyone a Weasley jumper. Harry stole some firewhiskey from James and shared the bottle with Draco later that night in his room after everyone left. They were both so drunk they weren’t really aware they were kissing until it was too late to take it back. Harry’s face was red, and no one could be sure if the flush in his cheeks was from the alcohol or the snogging. Fifth year was full of a series of not-so-secret makeout sessions in empty classrooms. No one said anything about it.

Everyone lived, and during sixth year when Draco and Harry finally admitted they were dating, no one batted an eye. Lucius groaned, and James winked reassuringly at the two of them, and Lily was grinning from ear to ear. Sirius and Remus were so proud. They had all seen it coming from a mile away.

Everyone lived, and though no one was able to fully escape heartbreak, or tears, or nightmares, everyone had each other. Harry’s memories were not haunted by cramped cupboards or loneliness but warmed by smiles and magic and feathery soft kisses on cheeks, on lips, on foreheads. 

Everyone lived, and Harry didn’t have to be the savior. He just had to be Harry, and that was just fine.

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This sucks but I had extra time today and I keep having IDEAS so anyways! Please put any headcanons or ideas or prompts you may have in my ask! I check it very frequently and will probably start writing some of those suggestions you’ve already given me tomorrow. Love you guys xx

-Emily

@sophoklesworld

@quantumdragonofdoom @well-done-draco Thank you. This is painfully beautiful.

Imagine them as teenagers, though. Imagine Sirius convincing Remus to by instruments for all of them and then Harry, Ron, Draco, Neville and Hermione spending the summer between 5th and 6th year at the Burrow or the Manor or Grimmauld Place or wherever playing on their new instruments be this awesome teeny band (singing a whole lot of muggle songs, much to Lucius chagrin. they also have to throw out James repeatedly who is soo jealous because he didn’t get an instrument - “I thought I was your best friend, Padfoot, are you Sirius?”). And before they leave for school again they have a huge summer party (for Harry’s and Neville’s birthday but also like an End-of-Summer-Party) and they make a concert out of it.

McGonagall drops by and leaves subtle hints that they are not allowed to bring the instruments at hogwarts, even though their music is good “James, i didn’t it wasn’t good music. No need to threaten me.” (Dumbledore is probably there, too, but invisible, and he is laughing because does Minerva really believe that they wouldn’t bring the instruments…. Of course she doesn’t but she can hope can’t she?).

And anyway, James doesn’t object directly, cause really, it’s McGonagall, but that night he and Sirius shrink all the instruments and transfigure them and put them in Harry’s trunk (they carefully have to levitate them through the window because NO way they go into that room where Draco and Harry are “sleeping”. they have to put a muffliato on remus first because he’s laughing at them that they’re cowards and idiots and tells them that they should just do it in the morning. “Where would be the fun in that?”)

And that is how the Quidditch field sometimes becomes an open air stage for a certain band. maybe they even host contests or whatever.

IDEK how I got here. I AM SOO SORRY.

I CAN NOT BELIEVE I DIDNT READ THIS UNTIL NOW. MY FEELINGS ARE EXPLODING IN MY CHEST. I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. YOU ARE AN ANGEL

I still have absolutely no idea what’s going on but I like it more with each picture I find

Cute headcannon

Lucius, being much older than Severus, surprisingly got really attached to the kid.

Severus: *Gets the highest marks in his class 1st year.*

Lucius:

Severus: *starts creating his own spells and improving textbook potions*

Lucius:

Severus: *Joins the Death eaters*

Lucius:

Someone: “I’m not sure if I trust Snape, he’s kind of sneaky and weird”

Lucius: “don’t talk to me or my son ever again”

hey bitch im never letting this die

That was… Homosexual.

Uhm that gentle touch to his face at the end was uh GAY

Wow that was real gay

WOw….

everyone’s talking about loki and the grandmaster fucking, we need to talk about how thor and banner definitely hooked up on the asgard spaceship

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