About the Berry Bush Scene

Okay, I know everyone’s here for Gil x Jay these days, and I see and respect you all, but I’m gonna take a moment to Go Off about the Gil x Harry in the Berry Bush scene

(warning: this might get long)

Because I can definitely see it as a case of mildly jealous/possessive Harry. Harry is, after all, not used to having to share Gil’s attention with anyone but Uma, especially since Uma left and it had just been the two of them (and their crew Of Course, but I don’t think it can be argued that any of them (sans obviously Uma) are closer to Harry or Gil than they are to each other). But now Gil’s complimenting Jay and talking with him in that rambly way he does.

And at first Harry doesn’t care, Gil can do what he wants, they’re on a mission.

But by the time Jay’s mentioning tourney, Harry can’t hold back a snarky remark, both as a remnant of their general rivalry- Harry can never hold back a teasing jab- and a bit as a ploy to get Gil’s attention back. A sort of ‘Gil this prick plays tourney, he’s not worth your time.’ And you can see he’s looking for Gil’s reaction in the next shot, he’s looking right at him with this big smile

but Gil goes back to talking to Jay pretty much instantly, and you can see the smile wipe off Harry’s face.

Then they’re going off about various places they’d have fun going to, and by the time it gets to Jay admitting that he’d love to go see penguins, implying he’d love to go see penguins with Gil, Harry has had enough, and he tells them so with his “You guys are Killing Me!” before going over, looking right at Gil at first

and making a show of himself eating the berry off his Hook. And may I just point out how Gil is positively transfixed by this? As soon as Harry’s standing next to him, Gil’s watching his movements. And you can see all through the scene that Gil tends to talk with his mouth full, something we’ve known since last movie, but for a moment as Harry bites the berry, Gil just stops and freezes and Stares

and Harry gives Jay that Passive-Aggressive smile

before changing the topic entirely and practically Sulking away

tl;dr - Harry definitely felt threatened by Jay in this scene, whether he would admit it or not, and was trying to get Gil’s attention back to him but without being blatant about it. But it’s okay, cuz Gil bonding with Jay can’t erase the relationship Harry and Gil (and Uma) have. Gil still thinks the sun shines out your ass, Harry, it’s gonna be okay.

Some Anthony Tremaine headcanons because why not!

- Gets along with Dizzy really well (pretends he isnt fond of her but will cut a bitch if they mess with her)

- Cant fight for his life but is always picking them??? But only when he has muscle to back him up bc hes actually a wuss

- Genuinely likes and is friends with Gil (partly bc he doesn’t act like a brute 24/7, partly bc he treats Anthony more like a lord than most people, mostly bc he actually likes his company even if he will never admit it)

- Absolutely hates Harry (mostly bc of how he bullies Dizzy / takes from his grandma’s shop)

- Lowkey wants to fight all the time but highkey doesnt want to get his teeth knocked out

- Was classically trained on both the piano and flute by his grandma (went along with it bc he felt it would make him more lordly)

- Lady Tremaine will sometimes have him play the piano for her customers (one time he insisted on singing too but he can’t sing for his LIFE)

- “Great to see you, Gil” “Uma youre looking ferocious as always” “Harry, you smell like cat piss but what else is new?”

- Is the only boy in the family (and he kind of really hates it)

- Is honestly a flight risk. If he doesnt want to be somewhere he will leave (“Hey guys I need to go to the bathroom ill be right back” (doesnt come back)

What's going on with Jane's hair?

WHY IS THIS WOMAN BULLYING A CHILD ON NATIONAL TELEVISION

Also

THEY HAVE THE SAME HAIRCUT

*Lemony Snicket voice* The word ‘poison’ here can mean many things. 'Poison’ may literally refer to the presence of an unwashed llama in a stream from which a nearby village likely collects its drinking water. Likewise, it may figuratively refer to the effect of greed and isolation on the priorities of a young ruler, or the machinations of a villainous royal advisor on the health and wellbeing of said young ruler. In this case, however, 'poison’ most literally refers to the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison… That poison.

Lawful Disaster...

neutral disaster. anyone else?

this fandom for the last two years: carlos is teRRIFIED OF HARRY!!!1!!1

actual canon carlos:

Carlos has had to live with Cruella f*cking De Vil for most of his life. He’s not about to be scared by some Emo kid with a hook and too much eyeliner. 

i have a concept to pitch to you all:

it is not, in fact, jay and carlos who are the ones who get into dumb shit. its not jay and mal either. the pairing of the core 4 that gets into the most chaotic messes is mal and carlos.

listen. jay is not actually impulsive, really. hes kind of an asshole but he always keeps up an aggressive, but polite front (”just… cleanin up!”) unless hes playing tourney. jay is really emotionally intelligent, hes in tune with what other people are thinking and is shown to constantly be the one to hold people (mal) back from doing impulsive things. in d2, he and evie are the ones who carefully plan how theyre getting into the isle and getting out. my man jay thinks things through, and thats canon babey

but mal? mal “i got into a single fight with my boyfriend and now im going to run away” bertha? mal “im going to actually waltz into enemy territory without any backup because they told me to” bertha maleficent? mal “the best solution to my problem is to drug the crown prince, obviously” la fey? mal is a good leader and a good strategist but bro she does not actually think about any of the shit she does before she does it. she jumps headfirst into wild bullshit without so much as a second thought

now this is an underrated character trait of carlos’ but he exudes chaotic dipshit energy at literally every turn. he steals shit from the limo, talks back to fairy godmother, is the ONLY ONE in the core4 who talks back to their parents, is generally rude and sarcastic JUST AS MUCH as he is nice and sweet. which isnt to say hes not sweet. he is! he is just also a snarky asshole who is always, 100% down to do stupid shit. jay and evie resist mal doing impulsive stuff, while carlos not only allows it but ENCOURAGES it (”i dunno about you guys, but im staying here.”) he gleefully goes along with giving ben the lovespell, makes fun of maleficent’s spinning wheel and picks on jay a LOT. carlos is, obviously, also a really caring person who helps his friends at every turn but hes also just as chaotic and impulsive as mal and NO you cant change my mind

the point of this post is that jay and evie are the exhausted mom friends, the normal ones, the ones with braincells meanwhile carlos and mal are doing shit like setting stuff on fire for fun and skipping class to heelie down the halls and dunk magical objects in the enchanted lake to “see what happens”

i’m just going to spitball or whatever bc im in that mood buuut yes to all of this!! when i write descendants it’s like. i really like the d1 jaylos lets-start-fighting-over-anything-and-everything dynamic but it’s pretty harmless? jay and carlos duking it out? every day material and besides if i remember correctly FG just goes ‘stop’ and they just. stop. but the STUPID stupid shit is mal and carlos and very specifically it’s the two of them together being chaotic dumbasses and you cant stop them.

i’d say the main impulsive thing jay does is trigger the alarm in the museum but other than that idk. kinda feels like the writers just needed a speed to make sure the scene wasn’t too long while still getting the point across and side note i dont respect the writing in these movies at all LMAO. side side note i read this fic once where the author in the a/n said that they thought jay and carlos switched personalities from d1 to d2 which is an interesting thought.

somewhat divergent topci also i love dipshit asshole carlos characterizations… not mean exactly but look i am THIS close to going thru d2 and d3 and taking a screenshot of every single one of carlos’s Judgement Faces whenever he thinks somebody is being stupid bc those are so funny and just golden tbh

DW THIS IT TOTALLY COHERENT and yes i agree so muchhhh. like,,, the writing in the movies is honestly slapdash but i mean, if were talking abt the museum scene, mals the one who thinks just showing up in the middle of the night and grabbing the wand is a Good Idea and carlos is the one who, despite being ACTIVELY CHASED, stopped to answer the phone and stop the alarm so. in short movie canon doesnt exist except for the stuff i like

AND YEAH YEAH YEAH ABOUT THE D1 JAYLOS PLAYFIGHTING OVER NOTHING THING. like its obviously an established dynamic thats completely unserious. and like you said, most importantly, when FG tells them to stop they DO. even if its so carlos can snark at her. carlos gleefully goes along with mals stupid shit and honestly, what characterizes mal and carlos’ rowdy nonsense vs. carlos and jay’s is that jay and carlos will stop if asked because jay likes to stay in peoples good books (for both benign and “i want to be able to charm you into letting me steal from you” reasons) and carlos stops bc jay does but mal and carlos will fucking ignore people to continue doing dumb shit for fun

mal and carlos definitely play into each others judgemental and impulsive tendencies. i posit that mals the impulsive one whereas carlos is like, aware of consequences but actively ignores them for kicks. like, in my post i joked that theyd dunk magical objects in the enchanted lake to see what happens but really its more like mal wants to see what would happen and carlos knows it would cause a nullification/some sort of explosion but he does it anyway bc its fun. carlos encourages mal’s impulsiveness and mal pushes carlos out of his comfort zone. when did this post turn into a marlos post sxdcfvgbASDFGH

AND GODDDDD ME TOO ME TOO BRO. LIKE MY GO TO CARLOS CHARACTERIZATION IS “snarky kind-of-a-dick and definitely silently judging everyone present” characterizations (tho hes obviously still loving, helpful and selfless too). like. when ben introduces himself to the gang and carlos just has this blank, judging stare. i love it. he snarks at people the whole time. in canon carlos is just CONSTANTLY silently judging people if you look at him in the background and its SO. FUNNY.

The idea of Mal and Carlos skipping class to go heelie down the halls has been haunting me ever sine I read this post

Jay’s t-shirt is killing me

Harry x Uma x Gil Headcanons

+ They are protective af.

+ Really, don’t mess with one of them if you’re not ready to deal with the other two.

+ Back on the isle, they used to sleep with Uma in Captain’s Quarters, and she would sleep in the middle of them.

+ But, sometimes Gil had a lot of nightmares, so they would switch places to make him feel safe.

+ So, when they went to Auradon (only after Ben tell them that the rest of the crew could go too), and Ben told them that Harry and Gil would share a room and Uma would stay in another one, Uma and Harry got angry while Gil was confused.

“What do you mean Uma’s not staying with us?”

“Harry, these are the rules. Boys and girls stay in opposite rooms.”

“Why?” - Gil asked and Ben didn’t know how to explain it to him - “We always stay together, right?”

“Sure thing, Gil.” - Uma answered, trying hard not to lose her temper - “I don’t care about your stupid rules Beastie-Boy, I’m staying with them.”

+ Mal, Evie, Jay and Carlos were there too, but none of them could convince the Sea Three to do otherwise. So that took them into a very long conversation with Fairy Godmother, who took Uma to her room even with the three protesting.

+ Uma didn’t have a roomate. No girl wanted to room with her, and she was fine with that. 

+ Uma and Gil had a very serious conversation with Ben explaining why he or anyone would never try to take Harry’s hook away from him. Fairy Godmother spelled the hook, so Harry couldn’t use to hurt anyone but could walk with it.

+ In their first night, Harry couldn’t sleep. He was trying to calm Gil down, who was too tired and slept quickly, but woke up sweating after a nightmare of his father pointing his hunting gun to him. So Harry decided that those rules were too stupid and they needed Uma.

+ They walked to her room, only to find her having another panic attack after dream memories of her mother wrapping her tentacles around her neck, almost hanging her; with the way she forced her to work, sometimes without any rest and the way she was bullied for years.

+ Harry and Gil pulled her into a hug, Gil letting her cry on his chest and Harry whispering to her that everything was fine, telling her to breathe, until she was fine. Or as fine as she could be after that. But they stayed with her. 

+ After a long hour, Uma and Gil went back to sleep. Harry, instead, kept his eyes on them. He had his own issues, but he saved them for himself. He had to make sure that they were safe.

+ When was almost morning, he allowed himself to take a quick nap and it was when Fairy Godmother entered the room with the Core Four, and started to scold them.

+ Harry got pissed and started to scream what had happened to Uma and Gil during the night, telling her that their stupid rules wouldn’t make his friends feel bad again.

+ Uma ran her fingers through his hair to make him calm down and he practically melted in her touch.

+ Let’s just say that now they are allowed to sleep in each other’s rooms and they do it with pleasure.

+ Uma was finally able to take that smell of shrimp out off her hair. Harry and Gil kinda miss it, but she still has the smell of the sea breeze that they just love.

+ They have a bunch of matching tattoos that Harry did it.

+ Uma won’t admit it, but she’s the most jealous of them. She just can’t stand those Auradon brats flirting with her boys.

+ Harry is very jealous too, but instead of yell at them (like Uma does), he scares them in a way that he makes sure they’ll never forget.

+ Gil never notices when someone’s flirting with him because he’s too busy being in love with Uma and Harry.

+ Harry hates go to school every single day; Gil doesn’t mind but he hates when he has to read out loud because he does it really slowly and some people laugh; Uma kinda likes it, because sometimes her mother forbade her to go to school to work in the chip shop, but sometimes, school really lets her stressed.

+ Uma started to help Gil with reading and writing, and Harry with counting. But that didn’t mean that she had stopped giving them “a little help” during tests.

+ The teachers ended up discovering that she’s really, really smart, so she started taking advanced classes with Evie, Carlos and Doug.

+ Harry and Gil were absolutely proud of her. And she was proud of herself. Her mother was wrong, she wasn’t a dumb useless girl, and she would never be.

+ It was a little awkward in the start. She still had her issues with Mal that wound’t disappear so soon. So, she sat alone and decided to just pay attention and pretend they weren’t there.

+ They could finally show affection, and it was very confusing for everyone when they saw Uma saying goodbye to them kissing each one on the lips before going to her class. And even more when Harry did the same with Gil.

+ People started telling rumors about them until Uma decided she was done with that. They started to walk holding hands and kissing more. 

+ One day, Chad asked what was going on between them and Gil was the one who answered.

“We’re, how do you say here? Dating?”

“That’s not allowed! One person can’t love two people the same way!”

“I thought you guys believed in true love… How sad.” - Gil said and walked away.

+ Don’t you dare say that one of them will be left behind someday. You will be dead.

+ Harry is not the only one who loves when Uma pets his hair. Gil loves it too, especially when he’s sleepy or sad.

+ Cuddles. 

+ Harry loves to give them nicknames. For Uma: love, sea goddess, darling / For Gil: pretty boy, sunshine, goldilocks. And a lot more.

+ Uma used to wake up very early to work, and as old habits die hard, she still does. But now, she just watches her boys sleeping.

+ They have these days when they need to stay in the room, because their memories still hurt them. Yes, they cry somtimes. But luckly they are there for each other.

the sea three hc’s

— Harry and Gil were each other’s first kiss after too much rum; Harry was Uma’s first kiss.

— It started out with just Harry and Uma, Gil just… sorta got roped in (and he’s so happy because he had crushes on both of them and diDN’T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE IT).

— One time, they robbed a candy store, just because they were bored. Harry held the owner and cashier up with a sword and his hook; Uma made off with all the blue gummy sharks, Gil couldn’t make up his mind so he just grabbed a handful of everything and Harry stole a carton of licorice last minute.

— Uma gets separation anxiety, even though she won’t admit it, and likes to be with one of her boys at all times.

— Uma does Harry’s eyeliner for him.

— Gil and Uma alternate between the little spoon.

— Gil, walking in on Harry and Uma making out: “You guys need anything? A snack? A condom?”

— As for their parents’ thoughts on the relationship: Ursula approves (in her own way; she calls them disgusting and Uma knows her momma is chill with it), Gaston is proud that his son got a mini-harem and Hook is kinda just… meh about it.

— Gil gives the best massages; which comes in handy after long days working at the restaurant.

— Uma’s hat was technically Harry’s but she stole it and never gave it back.

— They go fishing on Sundays together. Never ends well.

— Harry sometimes always steals rum from his dad so the three of them tend to get drunk together and end up doing stupid/naughty/fluffy stuff. (With that said, Harry holds his alcohol the best, he’s a Hook, and Gil is a total lightweight. Uma is about average. She can steer her ship while drunk but keep in mind, she has no idea where she’s going. She’s also very handsy.)

— Uma has had to defend her dumb boys many times; “Hey! The only one who can refer to those two idiots as idiots is me!”

— They actually all lowkey love each other and it’s surprisingly sweet.

Gaston Theory

We know that Gaston has at least three sons: The Gaston Twins and Gil. However, based on Gaston’s behavior and general treatment of woman, it’s safe to assume that he’s screwed more than two people on the Isle of the Lost.

Anyone remember learning about King Henry VIII in History Class? He wanted divorces that the church wouldn’t give him. He ended up either killing his wives or annulling the marriages, but I’m not After the history lesson here. I’m referencing the reason behind it: His wives failed to give him a male heir. He blamed the wives, but that’s not how genetics works. Bottom line, he eventually got a male heir and also claimed a son borne from an illegitimate relationship. The nature of the relationship didn’t matter, for he just wanted a son.

What if Gaston is the same! After having a few affairs on the Isle, he only claims the sons as his own because he finds no value in daughters (he’s sexist, remember). So now, after running around so much and breaking hearts here and there, Gaston could have twice as many daughters as he does sons, but he doesn’t bother to care about them because he wants sons.

Now just imagine like five or six fierce af girls with incredible strength inherited from their father. Also, because they didn’t grow up held back by their father’s narrow minded view of a woman’s potential, how awesome would it be if they were all intelligent.

Basically, Gaston has at least six package deal daughters who could actually bring glory to his name as some wicked villains with brains and brawn to boot, but he doesn’t care because he’s a terrible person. >:(

incorrect descendants meme (3/?)

Descendants Characters x Zombies Characters

Main Characters

The Idealists

The Real Brains of the Operation

The Band Kids

The Narcissists

The Queens

The Pan Disasters

Someone Give These Characters a Hug

Booboo Stewart

What do you mean "this isn't how the song went"?!

when i was

a young boy

my father

turned out to be a muggle

so i just murdered him

hades: if one of them tries to take over the world, it’s just an error in judgement, but if one of us does it … lock them up everyone else: nodding and thinking ~five seconds later~

everyone else: yay audrey you said you’re sorry after turning everyone to stone and trying to take over auradon, we accept your apology, come party with us :DDD

The ‘what if a different VK had love spelled Ben in Descendants 1′ post nobody asked for

Having Mal be the one to spell Ben doesn’t JUST boil down to ‘she’s the protag, so she gotta’ - there’s also the fact that she’s the most committed to the ‘steal-the-wand’ plot, while Evie is following her mother’s more small-scale plan to ‘find a prince with a big castle,’ and the boys are…honestly pretty ready to just fit in. No wonder Mal doesn’t want to give any of them a key role in the plot when she has to keep dragging them back into the plot! But Mal is arguably also the worst choice for doing a seduction plot. Evie is better at performing romance, and Carlos and Jay are both more comfortable with actual affection. Plus those three’s ambivalence towards Maleficent’s plan makes the plot splinter in interesting ways. So here I go! 

Carlos: Probably the most straightforward. He is the only VK besides Mal to get a solo scene and relationship with Ben in D1, and what do we see in that scene? Ben being reassuring, Carlos opening up about the Isle, Ben making a clumsy attempt at giving affection which nonetheless goes over pretty well with Carlos. Carlos is also the first of the Core Four to say that going to Auradon might not be so bad, and, if we go with book canon, had the hardest time on the Isle, so he’s really got no incentive not to crack immediately under the onslaught of Ben Affection. I reckon in a universe where Carlos was the one love-spelling Ben, we’d see him falling in love a lot quicker than Mal (who’s still ambivalent in D2, after all!) and then dealing with a LOT of guilt over manipulating Ben. He’d probably try to talk the others out of the want plan before the coronation. Though he does have a core of steel and a loyalty to his friends that might keep him committed to the plan for longer, keeping things more interesting…

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Fairy Godmother: If you see someone catch on fire, do you a) do nothing, b) roast them on a spit, or c) seek help for them immediately?

Gil: *raises his hand enthusiastically*

Fairy Godmother: *points to him* Gil!

Gil: I don’t know if you know this, but I’m allergic to fire, so I can’t do any of those things.

Fairy Godmother: Uhh, Gil, sweetie? I believe you’re not “allergic” to fire.

Gil: But my skin turns all red and itchy and it hurts when I touch fire!

Fairy Godmother: Let me ask you something: When one touches fire, what do you think happens to them?

Gil: They evaporate from the heat??

Fairy Godmother: No no. Sweetie, they burn.

Gil: … Oh, they must be allergic to fire as well.

Fairy Godmother: