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Diane Duane

@dduane / dduane.tumblr.com

The writer: 40 years in print, 50+ novels, assorted TV and movie work, the NYT Bestseller List a few times, blah blah blah. Best known for: the Young Wizards series (1983-2020 and beyond), the Middle Kingdoms LGBTQ epic fantasy series (1979-2019), and a whole lot of work for Star Trek. Long postings mostly turn up on my main blog at DianeDuane.com. Shorter stuff goes here: links, images, video, random thoughts... things that tickle my fancy, move me, or seem to need sharing. Also appearing: scraps of what I'm working on, recipes, fangirling, and other mental/emotional incunabulae. Almost everything interests me, so beware. Now also at Mastodon
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At Diane Duane's Ebooks Direct store: it's a "Get Our Whole Store For $44" Sale, Birthday Edition!

Because it's my birthday and I'll give away ebooks if I want to! :)

Some of you have seen these sales before. Some have wanted to pick up the full-store package but haven't been able to, for one reason or another. Well, now's your chance!

First of all: for 72 hours*, we're reinstating the "Get Our Whole Store For $44 Sale"! That's 35 of DD's ebooks (Peter's are still with another e-publisher, sorry, we're working on that...), all DRM-free and with free replacements included in the price if they're lost or you change platforms. The package on offer includes the 9-book set of Young Wizards New Millennium Editions and the LGBTQ-centered Middle Kingdoms books, along with much more fantasy and SF.

Just click here to put the whole-store package in your shopping basket and grab yourself a bargain! ...This link has the extra discount baked into it. Though the product page shows its normal discount price of $55 when you arrive, using that link will cause the store to display the correct $44 price when you've gone through all the checkout steps before payment, and the full discount's been applied. (This page over at Ebooks Direct has a slightly more detailed walkthrough of the process.)

And there's more! As part of the local birthday celebrations—and because I get a fair amount of glee out of doing this—with every ten orders that come in, we'll refund one of them immediately, so that the purchaser effectively gets their books for free. (We do a random-number "coin toss" to choose each sales-tranche's winner.) PayPal purchasers will be refunded within an hour or so of their winning a refund. It'll take longer for credit card users, unfortunately, but we'll email you to let you know you're a winner, and send you a digital copy of your refund order from our credit card processor, Stripe.

So please accept a my-birthday present from me—either as the reduced price of the Give Me Everything You've Got package, or as free book(s). And thanks for being my mutuals and followers here! You folks make the time I spend here so much fun, and I look forward to lots more of it.... while assisting in representing the many other Tumblr users who're proudly Old As Dirt. :)

Meanwhile, if you're not interested in the offer, would you consider reblogging it so that others in your timeline can have a look? Thanks! (And one final note: due to Brexit, unfortunately this offer isn't valid in the UK. Details about the situation are here. Our apologies for the inconvenience.)\

...And now I need to think about what kind of cake to bake. Thanks, everybody!

*Or just a little longer. The sale officially ends at 23:59:59 UT on May 18, 2023—that's JD 2460083.49999, for the Young Wizards readers. (Though routinely we let these sales run a little longer, because there's always somebody who turns up an hour late, and I hate for anybody to be disappointed...)

ETA: So that was just our evening's first refund/batch of free books (via PayPal). Congrats to order #30712!

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...Bumping this for the North American early evening crowd...

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…The morning bump. (stumbles off to get tea)

ETA: Just did another refund for the lucky winner of the roll of the dice on the next tranche of 10 sales. Congrats to order #30725! :)

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The late afternoon/evening bump for the North American folks… 😀

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At Diane Duane's Ebooks Direct store: it's a "Get Our Whole Store For $44" Sale, Birthday Edition!

Because it's my birthday and I'll give away ebooks if I want to! :)

Some of you have seen these sales before. Some have wanted to pick up the full-store package but haven't been able to, for one reason or another. Well, now's your chance!

First of all: for 72 hours*, we're reinstating the "Get Our Whole Store For $44 Sale"! That's 35 of DD's ebooks (Peter's are still with another e-publisher, sorry, we're working on that...), all DRM-free and with free replacements included in the price if they're lost or you change platforms. The package on offer includes the 9-book set of Young Wizards New Millennium Editions and the LGBTQ-centered Middle Kingdoms books, along with much more fantasy and SF.

Just click here to put the whole-store package in your shopping basket and grab yourself a bargain! ...This link has the extra discount baked into it. Though the product page shows its normal discount price of $55 when you arrive, using that link will cause the store to display the correct $44 price when you've gone through all the checkout steps before payment, and the full discount's been applied. (This page over at Ebooks Direct has a slightly more detailed walkthrough of the process.)

And there's more! As part of the local birthday celebrations—and because I get a fair amount of glee out of doing this—with every ten orders that come in, we'll refund one of them immediately, so that the purchaser effectively gets their books for free. (We do a random-number "coin toss" to choose each sales-tranche's winner.) PayPal purchasers will be refunded within an hour or so of their winning a refund. It'll take longer for credit card users, unfortunately, but we'll email you to let you know you're a winner, and send you a digital copy of your refund order from our credit card processor, Stripe.

So please accept a my-birthday present from me—either as the reduced price of the Give Me Everything You've Got package, or as free book(s). And thanks for being my mutuals and followers here! You folks make the time I spend here so much fun, and I look forward to lots more of it.... while assisting in representing the many other Tumblr users who're proudly Old As Dirt. :)

Meanwhile, if you're not interested in the offer, would you consider reblogging it so that others in your timeline can have a look? Thanks! (And one final note: due to Brexit, unfortunately this offer isn't valid in the UK. Details about the situation are here. Our apologies for the inconvenience.)\

...And now I need to think about what kind of cake to bake. Thanks, everybody!

*Or just a little longer. The sale officially ends at 23:59:59 UT on May 18, 2023—that's JD 2460083.49999, for the Young Wizards readers. (Though routinely we let these sales run a little longer, because there's always somebody who turns up an hour late, and I hate for anybody to be disappointed...)

ETA: So that was just our evening's first refund/batch of free books (via PayPal). Congrats to order #30712!

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...Bumping this for the North American early evening crowd...

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…The morning bump. (stumbles off to get tea)

ETA: Just did another refund for the lucky winner of the roll of the dice on the next tranche of 10 sales. Congrats to order #30725! :)

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…FFS, why am I even awake yet? ,,,Anyway: a bump for my fellow Europeans, and others who’re awake too. 😴

Oh my god, how happy was I to find you on Tumblr?!

I started reading the Young Wizards books when I was an introverted child, sitting in a library, who longed for magic. These books meant so much to me and still do, to the point that I just bought the whole $44 bundle and am so excited to read them again!

So, question time!

I read on the website that there are still plans for a Book 11 and Book 12. Is this still true?! Please say it is!

Again, thank you for these books. They were a balm at age 11, they are still a balm at age 32.

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There are definitely plans for a book 11 and 12. It's just a matter of working out when the time will be right to take them to the publisher.

Thanks so much for the nice words! I'm very glad the books are good for you. :)

Its crazy how many people think everyone who works in tv and film is rich. The only rich people are the execs and the tippy top percentile of directors and actors. Listen to any actor who is well known for a tv show and they’ll tell you they make more money from cons than what they made on their show.

Support the writer’s strike and when the director’s guild and SAG go on strike support them too.

Leonard Nimoy on the picket line with WGA writers in LA, 1981. (via @kibblesmith on Twitter)

Damn it all, I lost someone's ask

I saved it to draft (so I could deal with it at more length) and it vanished.

The person was saying they wanted to tank up on Young Wizards printed books but were having trouble, due to unavailability of all but "the first one", and prices for both hardcovers and trade paperbacks being all over the place at independent suppliers.

Briefly: this has been a problem for nearly the last decade, and more so since the books' US publisher (Houghton Mifflin Harcourt) was ingested by another larger publisher.

Distribution on these books has always been dodgy, and frankly it's become more so over time, as their publisher keeps changing hands, staff leave or are fired, and sales staffs turn over. Additionally, all the books have appeared in multiple formats over the years, and not all of the books necessarily in all of those.

Confused yet? I know I am, and they're my damn books!

Dealing strictly with the Harcourt editions here: the first three appear only in mass-market paperbacks, with covers by two different artists. The fourth one then appears in mass market and an unusual small-format hardcover. Then (when the series took off with that publisher) all the MMPBs were repackaged, and (starting with the fifth one) were preceded by Harcourt hardcovers. Additionally, as the books were doing quite well in the early 2000s, the sales staff thought it would be a good idea if there were "digest format" editions aimed at younger readers. (These books were only physically larger than MMPBs, with bigger print: no text was ever Reader's-Digest-style condensed.) And there were only six of these, as the later books were thought to be "more adult" and hence not a good fit for this format.

After that, the remaining three books all went to hardcover-and-paperback, usually a year apart. The digest editions were allowed to gradually go out of print; so were the hardcovers, as demand for them fell off. And that's where we are at the moment, with (as far as I can tell) the MMPBs only being reprinted in small amounts when stocks fall low enough to warrant it.

This situation doesn't really support the books being easy to find. Additionally, older editions of the hardcovers from previous publishers (and older trade paperbacks, ditto) are still out there, and can be had... but at what will look like weirdly high prices. The early Dell hardcovers of So You Want To Be A Wizard, Deep Wizardry and High Wizardry, due to their small print runs, are rare, hard to find, and usually go for hundreds of dollars. For a long time there was no US hardcover of A Wizard Abroad until SF Book Club published one set from the text of the UK Transworld/Corgi edition. (sigh) And so on. (There's a page over at the Young Wizards site dealing with this wild assortment of covers and formats.)

Now, all that said: Over at Signed Books Direct is our storefront for copies of both the newer and older books. Except for the rarest ones, we sell them at cover price (and are happy to do so, because FFS nobody needs this many of their own books). :) I acquired a lot of these from Harcourt when word came down that warehouse space was tight, stock was being winnowed, and I could have these on the cheap—or, it was heavily implied, they would be pulped. And as someone who due to a weird confluence of circumstances had half the print run of her (strongly-selling!) first novel pulped in the warehouse, the mere word, even after forty years, makes my blood run a bit cold. So I laid out the necessary cash and gave those books a home. And when people find ones they want, I sell them on to new homes with great pleasure.

So the thing for you to do (O person whose ask was in an evil hour eaten by Tumblr) is use the SBD contact email on this page to query me about what you're looking for. I'm presently in the middle of reorganizing the store's inventory so it reflects what we've actually got. The website's about to be reorganized to reflect what's on the shelves in the boot room, but that's not gonna happen this week.. so don't take what you see on the site seriously. Query me about what you're after, and as soon as I've had a rummage in the shelves, I'll get back to you.

HTH!

(And for those of you wondering, "But what are you doing about the distribution problem?" ...right now the answer is: "What my agent and I can." More news as it becomes available.)

June 22 2019 - A fascist trying to pick a fight at Bologna Pride gets more reaction than he bargained for. [video]

Exit, pursued by bear.

The description of the original video:

Translation:

“A neo-fascist, in all his Italian virility, begins to insult some women participating in Bologna Pride. This until, frightened by other protesters covered with glitter and by a bear far more virile than he, to devote himself to what the Fascists do best: escape.”

EXIT, PURSUED BY A BEAR. I’M SOBBING

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La fuga, pursued by bear in glitter 🤣🤣🤣

“to devote himself to what the Fascists do best: escape.” ROAST HIS ASS

the Strength, the Solidarity, and the Shade here is examplary

I was wondering what your thoughts about universal translators are in Star Trek? Because that’s the explanation for them being able to understand the people on whatever random planet they come across - apart from in the instances where it’s too different and doesn’t work. But then sometimes there’s times when a character speaks in another language, let’s say Klingon, and we hear the Klingon. Is it just for narrative purposes?

Thank you!

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I've dealt with this problem on and off in Trek novels. (Uhura in particular is often pitched as an expert in translator tech... which makes sense.)

But obviously this would be a wildly complex technology, one really difficult to implement in even simple modes a lot of the time... and seriously difficult to make work with new species. Explaining how it could be made to function would be a whole novel's worth of work; one I'm happy to leave to someone else right now, as I've got more than enough on my plate.

Meanwhile I find its presence a useful storytelling tool that can save the writer a lot of work. (And when it breaks down, that's often useful too. I'm pretty sure I played around with that trope in Doctor's Orders.) And certainly, you can drive a plot pretty effectively, sometimes, with a normally well-behaved technology that suddenly starts misbehaving. The words "transporter malfunction" have driven a whole lot of episodes of Trek to their logical conclusions... :)

oh my god I had no idea you were on Tumblr! I literally started rereading the young wizards series last week, after first reading it back in like the early two thousands 😀 the magic system in it is one of my absolute favorites... The combination between quantum physics and mystery just scratches the brain right

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I'm so glad the books work for you! Thanks for letting me know. :)

I debated on whether or not to send this ask but i found out about your Rihannsu series after I had watched the second avatar movie and just after commenting (jokingly) that it had been a coward's move not to have the whole movie in na'vi, i opened the book and found out that the aliens!!! spoke alien!!! loved it thank you for slaying

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Thanks so much! ...What I learned about the art of dropping alien language into prose work, I learned from C. J. Cherryh, who's a master of this art and gave me some really useful hints. (Other than those laid out clearly in her prose for any writer with eyes to see.)

Anyway, glad you enjoyed the book(s)! They were a lot of fun to write. :)

Hi Diane, I feel like I’m going crazy, but do you know if there was there an old school Star Trek novel written way back when with Carol Marcus and a youngish David in it? And maybe McCoy interacts with them a lot? I honestly can’t remember if I really did read that 20 years ago but I just spent ten minutes trying to convince my husband it was an Original Series episode and well a little research says nope. I checked the Animated Series Wikipedia too and it seems like probably not there either. So maybe a novel ???? Googling only says she was in the Vanguard series which mayyyyyy have been what I’m remembering but I feel like I would’ve read it in high school and Vanguard came out at least 7-8 years later.

Maybe I’m nuts. But I swear it’s out there!!!! In some format!!!! Maybe she was just a side character in the book?

Thanks for any knowledge you might have !!

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I honestly can't think of one. (But then it's become an impossible task—or at best a really challenging one, for anyone also trying to do useful work at the same time—to read all the Trek novels out there.)

Does anybody have better data on this? Please comment. :)

Do you have any good spider man comic recommendations? I really like the ones where he's very much the Friendly Neighborhood Spider-man, but those are kinda hard to find

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I am so far behind on my comics reading at the moment (especially Spidey) that I wouldn't know where to begin with this. Let me ask someone in the know and see what I can find out.

Just a heads up

As I see that our esteemed @neil-gaiman is presently busy walking the walk*, it seems like a good way to show solidarity would be to hold the Answer The Piled Up Messages In The Ask Box space for the moment.

So that's what I'll be doing today. (Though thank the Powers that Be and Their holy Bucket that my ask box isn't anything like as full as Neil's.**)

I may also remind you occasionally about the current sale. Not that that'd be a surprise, I'm sure.

Anyway: onward.

*He's wearing red. I almost didn't recognize him. :) ...ETA: this is the source of T-shirts like the one Neil's wearing in that video. 100% of proceeds go to the Entertainment Community Fund. Please note that people have been posting random links to sellers on Amazon, who're nothing to do with the Guild(s) or this support initiative.

**Maybe a couple of thousand deep at the moment, but no worse...

i mean this completely seriously but… a cup of coffee can save your life a little, a shower can save your life a little, making your favorite meal can save your life a little…….little things actually add up to really big things in the long run if you let them, the secret to surviving everyday is infusing a little bit of magic into the mundane i truly believe that

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At Diane Duane's Ebooks Direct store: it's a "Get Our Whole Store For $44" Sale, Birthday Edition!

Because it's my birthday and I'll give away ebooks if I want to! :)

Some of you have seen these sales before. Some have wanted to pick up the full-store package but haven't been able to, for one reason or another. Well, now's your chance!

First of all: for 72 hours*, we're reinstating the "Get Our Whole Store For $44 Sale"! That's 35 of DD's ebooks (Peter's are still with another e-publisher, sorry, we're working on that...), all DRM-free and with free replacements included in the price if they're lost or you change platforms. The package on offer includes the 9-book set of Young Wizards New Millennium Editions and the LGBTQ-centered Middle Kingdoms books, along with much more fantasy and SF.

Just click here to put the whole-store package in your shopping basket and grab yourself a bargain! ...This link has the extra discount baked into it. Though the product page shows its normal discount price of $55 when you arrive, using that link will cause the store to display the correct $44 price when you've gone through all the checkout steps before payment, and the full discount's been applied. (This page over at Ebooks Direct has a slightly more detailed walkthrough of the process.)

And there's more! As part of the local birthday celebrations—and because I get a fair amount of glee out of doing this—with every ten orders that come in, we'll refund one of them immediately, so that the purchaser effectively gets their books for free. (We do a random-number "coin toss" to choose each sales-tranche's winner.) PayPal purchasers will be refunded within an hour or so of their winning a refund. It'll take longer for credit card users, unfortunately, but we'll email you to let you know you're a winner, and send you a digital copy of your refund order from our credit card processor, Stripe.

So please accept a my-birthday present from me—either as the reduced price of the Give Me Everything You've Got package, or as free book(s). And thanks for being my mutuals and followers here! You folks make the time I spend here so much fun, and I look forward to lots more of it.... while assisting in representing the many other Tumblr users who're proudly Old As Dirt. :)

Meanwhile, if you're not interested in the offer, would you consider reblogging it so that others in your timeline can have a look? Thanks! (And one final note: due to Brexit, unfortunately this offer isn't valid in the UK. Details about the situation are here. Our apologies for the inconvenience.)\

...And now I need to think about what kind of cake to bake. Thanks, everybody!

*Or just a little longer. The sale officially ends at 23:59:59 UT on May 18, 2023—that's JD 2460083.49999, for the Young Wizards readers. (Though routinely we let these sales run a little longer, because there's always somebody who turns up an hour late, and I hate for anybody to be disappointed...)

ETA: So that was just our evening's first refund/batch of free books (via PayPal). Congrats to order #30712!

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...Bumping this for the North American early evening crowd...

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…The morning bump. (stumbles off to get tea)

ETA: Just did another refund for the lucky winner of the roll of the dice on the next tranche of 10 sales. Congrats to order #30725! :)