That’s not how it works.

And there you have it ladies and gentlemen.

Just Jared are up their asses in favor of the PR. The same way E!News was when it came to the scammer also know as Matthew.

A simple bowl of roast potatoes

“You never loved me”

Katherine Ryan - Glitter Room.

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love that

Roger Gold.................

If we happen to cross paths, in the near future, I might walk up, and introduce myself, in a time appropriate manner. But, until then, let me just say, you are a fucking dumbass, and pretty much proving that you are just another Industry asshole.

It’s easy to place blame on the Label, because they are implicit in this fuckery, as well, but, for how Camila is being treated right now, I place the blame squarely on your shoulders.

The shit being said, publicly, about her, right now, is ridiculous, and  completely your fault. Camila, your client, did warn us this shitshow was coming, with her “calm before the storm” post, but it was your job, to make sure the transition between PR stunts, ran smoothly. You screwed the fucking pooch, on that one.

I could really give a shit less, that Camila and Canada are doing this bullshit. It’s stupid on everyone’s part, but totally NOT surprising. We know, the  Industry sells more lies, than actual music. We all know the depths the Labels  will go, to promote a product. But that’s what you are there for. To have your clients best interest, and her image, at heart. Maybe you don’t give a shit, that  Camila’s image is being drug through the mud, because of this shit. Maybe you  don’t care that people are now calling her a slut and a whore, or that she is  sleeping her way to the top, or even that she’d sleep with the devil, for a hit.  Maybe you don’t care about all that, BUT I DO!!!

Since when did you have to start taking pointers from Maverick? You should have learned a fucking lesson, from them, not followed in their fucking footsteps.

It would have been so easy, to get it right. Instead, now, because of your incompetence, people actually think your client “cheated” on a fucking con artist, SHE WAS NEVER WITH, to fawn all over Canada. You know, I can’t  even blame Island and Andrew, because they are trying desperately to kill  Canada’s gay rumors. But you, I can blame, for handling this shit, completely  wrong.

Everyone has known, since January, this damn duet was coming, and you’ve known since then, that you were going to use Shmila to push the damn song. You used the damn song, and Shmila, to put a public end to your clients previous PR, and that was just fucked up, and wrong.

You should have brought the PR with the Con Artist, to a public end, back in March. May at the fucking latest. But no, you chose a different route. You chose a possible “cheating scandal”, knowing the media would run with it.  You didn’t care. Just get it out there.

You should have had Camila appear to go to Italy, ALONE, without the PR douche, and announced the “split” publicly then. Instead, you chose to have it look like your client was still madly in love, with the previous idiot, and on a romantic Italian getaway. That was just plain fucking STUPID…And you know  it.

This whole duet, and narrative, didn’t just sneak up on you. You have been planning this shit, for months. You should have planned better. You, Andrew, and The Lede Company, both Camila and Canada’s Publicity Company,  should have planned this shit better.

Do your fucking job, Roger. Tell your clients record label to fuck off, when  they expect something from your client, that doesn’t have HER best interest at heart. PR stunts come a dime a dozen, in this fucked up Industry. Nothing  new, and pretty much expected. What’s not expected, is for your client to have  to take an image hit, for your damn incompetence. FIX IT!!!!!!!!

Lauren performing at Montreux Jazz Festival today 💃💕 She was so comfortable and happy, she deserves the whole world ☺️🙌🙏🦋💕 She looked like an angel singing 🦋😭😍

So now that Colton has confirmed that he is, in fact, gay:

I can talk about one of his showmance’s (bearding). Colton and his co-star on Teen Wolf Holland Rodan are very close friends. They “allowed” the public to get the “impression” that they were dating.

Here’s how that looked:

They had frozen desert dates:

They had Starbucks:

They were seen shopping:

They looked at photos on phones:

They held hands on nights out on the town:

They had insanely cute moments:

More recently he has had a showmance with his co-star on Arrow, Emily Bett Rickards:

Look Familiar? Remind you of anyone?

☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️

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South of the border - A weird Frankenstein

Honestly, this collab is really strange, guys. It looks like a weird mix of TayTay’s Endgame (which Ed features on), the leftovers of OMG, and the beat of Shape of You. If you think about it, the song doesn’t even make sense because there are 3 people in this collab and we don’t know if they’re singing to each other or about their SOs.

Take Ed’s verse, for example. His wife has brown eyes, but no caramel thighs (bad wording, Ed. Bad wording). Camila and Cardi B could fit the description, though. But Camila sings about green eyes and Ed’s eyes are blue. But she mirrors his pre-chorus as if they were singing about each other. No, Camila doesn’t sing curves in her pre-chorus. And then Cardi B comes and sings about Ed (the jungle fever line) only to sing about the Lamborghini Offset gave to her.

I actually like Cardi B’s verse, Camila’s ad-libs are on point and the whole thing may be just experimental to Ed. But the lyrics are all over the place. Let’s take what we can get.

Ignoring the second line that’s only here for narrative purposes. And, yes, green eyes is Lauren. Some of you may think this was about how Camren met, but, no darlings, it isn’t. Camren go dancing after this verse, so it doesn’t really make sense for it to be about when they met. But this fits another moment in Camren’s history. Lauren will make you remember:

So, Camila met Lauren’s gaze across the room and Lo was “giving her the signs” to come closer and make a move. And Camila was happy because, well:

Moving on:

Translating into: Come here, I wanna dance, take my hand/ I wanna feel your body on me, you’re shaking.

With Lauren giving her a green light, Camila comes closer and asks her to dance, again taking the lead. Lauren is shaking because she’s nervous. In All Night, Lauren sings about being paralyzed and not being able to fight her feelings for Camila. She also says:

Note that Camila also takes the lead in All Night. They’re mirroring each other here.

It’s interesting that Camila also sings push up on me with Ed. Checking TheFreeDictionary’s definition of this idiom:

#camilatops

I’m gonna add angels to my list of Camren references. It’s been mentioned in MPF, Beautiful, and Burning. In the last two, it is associated with orgasms.

In All Night, Lauren sings about being knee-deep, testing waters. Here, Camila invites Lauren to jump in that water and come south of the border with her. Of course, it is a metaphor for sex. But coming across the border can also mean: let’s cross the border of friendship and become something else. SOTB is Camila’s answer to Lauren’s All Night.

— Penelope Douglas

I met my girl when I was a freshman in college walking home from the library one night. She was on a blanket in her front lawn looking up at the stars and she told me to join her. That was seven years ago.

— I’m confused.

Estoy tan sola..