Art by Hector aka shitty watercolor

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put that in a PSA and mask use would shoot up 1000%

Covid said

we’re gettin a vaccine in 2-3 weeks tops im calling it fellas

Fesh Pince of Blair

i love being dm. it means i can ask the most innocuous questions totally unprompted to my players like “hey what’s your bard’s swimming speed?” and get this reaction every time

“You touch it? Ok cool. Remind me, who is your God?”

Me: so anyway, everyone shipped an angel with this monster hunter-

Child: grandma what does this have to do with the 2020 election

Me:

I made a meme for today

cant believe women are expected to like cook and birth entire children and be professional workers and fit a beauty standard. like i am not going to do any of that lol

Are we... are we not gonna talk about the grammar of this post... Are we all collectively ignore the lack of commas here or...

can't believe women are expected to be grammatically correct and know where to place a comma and make sense. like i am not doing to do any of that lol

Op is deactivated

New rule: no more making extremely specific posts that end up predicting bad futures. No more making vague, cryptic posts that end up coming to pass. No more prophetic posts. Society has progressed past the need for oracles.

im still processing but like. infinity train just took a sympathetic but deeply flawed and obviously Very Bad character and just. killed him off. AS A DIRECT CONSEQUENCE OF HIS BAD ACTIONS. simon was handed chances to do better and he refused them, unlike grace. infinity train REALLY SAID that no matter where you’re coming from or your reasons why you do bad things, you better own up to your actions and take the chances to do better or perish.

me walking into the animal shelter: hi id like the stupidest cat you have

sometimes my cat won’t eat her dinner so i thought i was tricking her into eating by putting a few treats on it but she’s actually tricked me into feeding her treats and i want a stupider cat

Literally what I said to the woman at the shelter. I want the dumbest cat you have

Look at him, he’s got no brain cells. You can hear the elevator music playing in his empty skull. I love him

you look into this animals eyes and you can tell absolutely nothing is going on in there i am so happy for you

my favorite non-romantic trope is "adult begrudgingly becomes a mentor or guardian to a kid and accidentally gets attached to them". usually the adult has sketchy advice and possibly is considered a "loser"

See also: Sock’s brother, Sneakers

This is the Most Wholesome Thing I have ever seen :D

Jenna Marbles quitting YouTube feels like a punch to the gut and I don’t even watch her videos

I’ve heard nothing but positive stuff about Jenna and how she’s changed from her problematic days and yet people still keep doing this shit. Meanwhile there’s 3 weekly threads on how Shane Dawson keeps being the scum of the earth and yet he still gets stanned and defended. Fuck you. Y’all ain’t slick

People can change, they can acknowledge how they’ve fucked up, and work towards becoming a better person. That’s what Jenna did. Her old problematic stuff is bad, it sucks, and she’s acknowledged time and time again that she’s changed and worked towards becoming a better person and it’s shown through her content. This fucking sucks and I hope she’s doing ok

UR TELLING ME THAT JENNA MARBLES IS QUITTING YOUTUBE UR TELLING ME THAT THE ONE MEGA YOUTUBER WHO CONSISTENTLY ACKNOWLEDGES THEIR MISTAKES AND TAKES ACCOUNTABILITY FOR THEIR ACTIONS AND CONTINUES TO LEARN AND GROW AND DO BETTER FEELS SO BAD THAT SHE IS QUITTING YOUTUBE YET THE PEOPLE WHO TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AGAIN HAVE PROVEN THEMSELVES TO BE UNAPOLOGETICALLY OFFENSIVE AND BIGOTED AND PROBLEMATIC STILL HAVE A LARGE FOLLOWING AND RAKE IN MILLIONS..,,, 2020 COULD NOT GET WORSE THIS IS ABSOLUTELY THE WORST CASE SCENARIO

Last Airbender: *shows Azula having a severe mental breakdown after finally tasting defeat after a lifetime of her dictator father manipulating her into becoming the perfect model for a throne responsible for centuries of genocide

8-year-olds watching Nickelodeon that day:

imagine if animals could just breed freely with other species and we were seeing new insane fucked up animals like every week

why are you all so scared?

this guy is from an alternate timeline

the trolley problem but instead it’s a catboy or a werewolf 

Werewolves can only be killed by silver. Let the trolley run over the werewolf, it will survive.

one must die

I eat the werewolf’s ass. This solves none of the problems but I die doing what i loved.