god limp bizkit was right everything is fuck everybody suck -________-

nvm she texted back Siri play butterfly by crazy town

Is that your phone in your pocket or are yuo penis just square and flat and full of information

i should have read the caption before just reading the image

it's funnier without it

No but seriously if you'd like to receive EARLY and FREE access to Tumblr verification, please submit a clear picture of your erect 8 inch+ penis for me to verify. I'm a Staff intern. You'll also get a free pair of our Tumblr Store Shoelaces™ if there's foreskin.

that is fucked

I like to think about this without the existence of 50 first dates providing any sort of context

i just saw someone with their blood type in their tumblr bio like what???  like the paramedics are gonna be like “quick check her tumblr account”