yeah i’m into some kinky shit…have you ever heard of healthy relationships?

having separate continents is so stupid im over it reblog if you miss pangaea

When the person you’re dating asks “What are we?” it’s like the free trial period has expired and you have to decide whether or not to get a subscription…

A Punny Story

I had this girlfriend once where things were getting pretty serious. We wanted to move in together, so we went looking for an apartment. The second one our real estate agent took us to was perfect, we both loved it, so we made the decision to move in. Our neighbour was a really nice guy named Joseph. His wife had left him a few years prior, leaving him alone to take care of his eight-year old son. I always felt kinda bad for the guy. He had this weird accent that was really hard to place.

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When he comes back from the other room.

[A white fortune cookie paper with black text on the front and an icon of a bee. It reads: You will soon bring joy to someone new in your life.]

ma.c.a // The Sky is Blue (via vomitingwords)

I tried telling them stories about my past.

I tried hoping that they will listen at last.

I tried checking if they would pay attention in every word that came out of my mouth.

I tried talking to people.

But I don’t understand why they find me being quiet was such an interesting thing to ask.

They Silenced My Words // ma.c.a

me: i want to have sex 

someone: just go out and have a one night stand with someone it’s not that hard 

me and my emotional monogamy craving ass:

i’m too punk croc for this shit