Wine is exactly like omegaverse fanfiction
I was GOING to say. That when you read a wine menu and see something like "notes of leather and wet stone" you think "did an insane person write this its grapes" but after youve read about wine and growing regions and the effect of oak barrels on aging and tasted a bunch of stuff and given it some thought you find yourself taking a sip of french syrah and thinking "mmm little bit of leather on the finish there" and all of a sudden that shits not crazy anymore. Youve been cooked in the soup. Youve been living in the monkey house.
With omegaverse fanfic. You -
You get the idea. Do the work for me. Please
Sorry tanuki fucker 91. I will be clearer. You get coated in the slick
i am jiggling a credit card in the door crack. life is a rich tapestry come take my hand we will weave it together.
For what its worth, YES, yes yes yes yes! As someone who loves wine and wrote 250k of an a/b/o story, yes these things are exactly the same!
So do I just like....follow...anyone? Like real people? Like the actual people and not the subject matter? That isn't like following someone to their doorstep? Why does this seem so personal???
Think of it as, you are a stray cat, and every evening I put out my garbage and you come and eat it
This garbage is now mine.
snow leopard is an amazing ship because old woman yuri, old people bisexuality, and the absolutely funny situation where Blake stops being an only child but only for her siblings to be the same people she used to commit literal terrorism against for the best part of her early teens.
blake: *awkwardly sitting across the schnees at the dinner table*
winter: *squinting hard at her* i think i know you
weiss: she’s my team mate, of course you know her-
winter: no… *slams hands on table. cutlery flies off.* WHAT WERE YOU DOING ON FEBRUARY 23. THE NIGHT AN SDC DUST TRAIN WAS ATTACKED.
blake: *standing up, sweating, holding a plate in front of her protectively* YOU HAVE NO PROOF.
Ok just for curiosity reasons
I genuinely hate to say this but please reblog if you hit the like button for a larger sample size thank you <3
Starting up a tumblr blog to combat twitters whack ass changes smh guess I gotta learn a WHOLE ASS OTHER PLATFORM AGAIN bear with me we fidna do a bunch of re-uploads
Anyway heres the promo pieces done so far for my Beauty and the Beest AU! Which can be found here
Explicit rating, avoid Act V like the plague if you’re not into everything that’s listed in the tags. No upload schedule but I actively work on it daily <3
Chapters: 19/? Fandom: RWBY Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Blake Belladonna/Yang Xiao Long, Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee Characters: Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long, Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Adam Taurus, Jaune Arc, Nora Valkyrie, Lie Ren, Pyrrha Nikos, Ilia Amitola Additional Tags: Flirting, Hurt/Comfort, Adam is a dick, Yang is a bit of a heartbreaker, Weiss is suffering, Ruby is a little shit, Blake is pregnant, Unplanned Pregnancy, Pregnancy, Found Family, Past Abuse, Implied Sexual Content, Rating May Change, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Bartender/Bar Owner Yang, Ilia is a good friend, Food is a love language Summary:
After a bad break up and an unplanned pregnancy, Blake Belladonna is in desperate need of a fresh start. Luckily, she may have just found one in the last place she expected.
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What’s this? TWO fics updated in one day?! What is WRONG with me?
@sunshine-dragon oh I missed your tag commentary 😭
I got THE worst possible Tumblr ad
I'm gonna put it under the cut for the daring. I will say, Tumblr sure is a lot more lenient with advertisers violating their community guidelines.
Huh.
I guarantee it's worse than you could Imagine
I don’t know who need to hear this (that’s a lie, I know PRECISELY who does)
But Blake’s true personality was never the aloof, moody bookworm nor was Yang’s the free-wheeling girl without a care in the world.
Those changes you’ve seen? Those are their true personalities coming out.
Largely due to each other’s influence.
If you have a problem with that, stick with RWBY Chibi because that definitely seems like more your speed.
@dazzleyourmindseye don’t you dare just leave this in the notes
Okay but that’s genuinely what I like so much about RWBY. I’m not really a big anime fan because of certain common tropes found in a lot of anime that irritate me to no end (and don’t @ me telling me “oh there’s anime that isn’t like that” okay I know that Im still not a fan for various reasons I won’t get into)
But RWBY takes those tropes and deliberately flips them into something new and unexpected. I recently got one of my friends into the series who is an avid anime watcher and she told me that because she’s so used to anime style story telling she thought she knew where the story was going and was quite surprised that it didn’t go that way - and she still loved it!
So when I see people ranting and raving about RWBY and how it doesn’t quite cater to the typical anime crowd I wanna grab their shoulders and shake them like “THATS THE WHOLE POINT YOU KNUCKLEHEADS”
I don’t know who need to hear this (that’s a lie, I know PRECISELY who does)
But Blake’s true personality was never the aloof, moody bookworm nor was Yang’s the free-wheeling girl without a care in the world.
Those changes you’ve seen? Those are their true personalities coming out.
Largely due to each other’s influence.
If you have a problem with that, stick with RWBY Chibi because that definitely seems like more your speed.
You cannot possibly guess where this is going











