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Holy shit, this is the worst thing anyone has ever said to me.
I'm serious! This t8kes the c8ke. I've 8een ver8ally a8used, misgendered, had Steven Universe discourse explained to me, and dealt with h8 speech in general from all angles, 8ut this is the worst thing anyone has ever said to me! Congratul8ions, anon, you're the worst!
"You can just take taurine supplements!!"
I need to get it from food or it just goes right through me bro sorry
Supplements Dont Really Fully Replace The Need Trust Me Ive Tried Its Just A Supplement Its Not Full Dosage To Stay Alive Its Very Silly
YOU GET IT!!!
I Once Survived A Full Attack Of Human Vegans Tee Em Because They Were Unaware And Also Apparently Allknowing Of My Anatomy
"You can just take taurine supplements!!"
I need to get it from food or it just goes right through me bro sorry
Supplements Dont Really Fully Replace The Need Trust Me Ive Tried Its Just A Supplement Its Not Full Dosage To Stay Alive Its Very Silly
Why are you fat?
cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich
and every time we kiss i swear i could fly
The point of my existence is to be a hot bitch that pisses everyone off
Personally I Consider Myself A Complex Beast
A Complex Beast That Requires Bubble Tea And Sunny Walks
We Are More Than Simple Beasts
I Mean In All Honesty Yes I Have Been Eating And Feeding Much Better But I Will Still Come Visit You
Wonderful. Come for dinner tonight?
Yes Of Course I Will Eat The Vegetables
I Think I Grew Half A Foot Since I Was Here Last
The wonders of a good and consistent diet, hmm?
Whatre You Talking About I Obviously Swallowed A Step Stool It Has Nothing To Do With These Mythical Concepts Of Good And Consistent Diets And Actually Feeding On Blood Often
Am I to understand from that comment that you have not been eating and feeding regularly, Kanaya?
That Depends Which Answer Will Yield Boons And Not Swift Justice
I believe you know the answer to that question, dear.
I Mean In All Honesty Yes I Have Been Eating And Feeding Much Better But I Will Still Come Visit You
Finding Half Shoes Must Be A Nightmare
It Took Me A Solid Minute To Parse This Properly And Then I Came To The Conclusion That Youre Belittling My Plight Of Constant Bestial Growth
Anyway How Dare You
I Was Excited To See You And I Would Not Dare Give You A Mediocre Greeting Like Hello
No Dont Worry I Appreciate It It Beats Us Grunting At One Another Over The Dash
H
HHewwo??
Miss kanaya??
That Is Me
Wait Let Me Check
Yes
I Think I Grew Half A Foot Since I Was Here Last
The wonders of a good and consistent diet, hmm?
Whatre You Talking About I Obviously Swallowed A Step Stool It Has Nothing To Do With These Mythical Concepts Of Good And Consistent Diets And Actually Feeding On Blood Often
Am I to understand from that comment that you have not been eating and feeding regularly, Kanaya?
That Depends Which Answer Will Yield Boons And Not Swift Justice
I Think I Grew Half A Foot Since I Was Here Last
The wonders of a good and consistent diet, hmm?
Whatre You Talking About I Obviously Swallowed A Step Stool It Has Nothing To Do With These Mythical Concepts Of Good And Consistent Diets And Actually Feeding On Blood Often
Finding Half Shoes Must Be A Nightmare
It Took Me A Solid Minute To Parse This Properly And Then I Came To The Conclusion That Youre Belittling My Plight Of Constant Bestial Growth
Anyway How Dare You
Everyone please look at this snapping turtle, walking to the pond outside my house, still groggy from a 6-month nap.
the music made this one of the most hilarious things i have ever seen, thank you so much.
Resident Evil Village (2021) dir. Morimasa Sato
