The idea of dragons in modern times is so fun because imagine a hot summer day on your vacay and go to use the hotel pool and staff is like "valued guests we regret to inform you that the pool area is out of service at the moment, we apologize for the inconvenience"
And people like "wtf why" looking out their hotel room window and there's this. This dragon just curled up in the pool chilling, literally, cooling itself down
Some of the staff are trying to gently shoo him away and the dragon does a soft little "rrrrrr" like a grumpy cat and a warning puff of smoke and they're like "fuck it i don't get paid nearly enough for this" and no ones using the pool today sorry!
This mother is my favorite person. The calm execution, the perfect delivery, priceless
you may find yourself in a beautiful house … with a beautiful wife … and u may ask yourself.. well.. how did i get here ???
2000-2002 Dodge Neon
not now babygirl mommy’s warching lego star wars youtube reviews
the girl i am referring to when i say "girl help" and the man i am referring to when i say "oh man" are The Same
i love the term "joshing." it's slang, meaning to joke or tease playfully. "i'm just joshing you." who is this notorious josh. who joshed so much that the whole concept got named after him
the one true Josh
Whenever this photo turns up I remember that all the Joshes came and fought and then they made that little Josh's entire life by declaring him the winner and I get a little choked up.
if i told you what rhis sounded ljke i dont think youd believe me so just listen
sorry. what the fuck was that?
he gaggy on my rogers until I whoopsy-doo
girl so many people reblogged this what happened
This isn't the house of sexual. This is the home of sexual.
“homosexuality is extremely rare in orc society” is the fakest statement ive ever heard by a long shot
catycatkin
yeah its fake because orcs dont exist
alexandot
wrong. i made sweet gay love to an orc last night behind the 711
here’s your damn fish
(Y E E T)
eggscorpion