i need to get addicted to completing tasks

I love the phrase gross misconduct. babygirl your behavior is yuckydisgusting

Stardew Valley: Townsfolk Favorites

I decided to make these little graphics for people who may be playing on the switch and can’t get the guidebook or who may not have WiFi to look it up. Now you can just save these and pull them up whenever :3

Social Media is free

fuck it up Beverly!!

yes I DO live under a rock and her name is the Moon and she is always smiling but she teaches me nothing

r u evr texting a person and u feel like ur talking to a bread crust. bc they’re so mf dry

what the fuck is with english teachers n being like “write a story abt a deep personal memory that impacted your life” maam if i do that youre going to send me to the counselor’s office

taylor swift and ed sheeran are inextricably linked in my mind because both of them do this thing over and OVER again where they release a song, and the first time i hear it on the radio i think to myself “oof, this one’s…. not very good. stale, no hook or catchy tune, lyrically flaccid, beatless and joyless. guess this one’s gonna be a Big Flop :/” sometimes the song is even legitimately annoying and Unpleasant to listen to, like it grates on my brain and makes me change the station. and then, without fail, the song rockets to the top of the charts and stays there for like 30 weeks, gets played on every radio station four times an hour for the next year and a half, eight million straight couples dance to it at their weddings,

I hate how other planets are so far away. Like, come here lol

Mah…. help me… anywone… i can’t see… i need my bankie…..*tears well up in Sippy’s blank eyes.*

Hi my name is spongebob squarepants

Spogebob?? *Sippy sniffles* Dis better not be another prank… … I need help finding my bankie… i cant find it and i was born blind… can you help me?

What are you doing in this abandoned water treatment plant

my mutuals..... all very sweet and cute even if we haven’t spoken.... my followers....... so nice and lovely even tho I am a dumbass..... very good vibes

my dad just tried to describe the size of a large dog to me by saying “he could like stand up and make his own fucking dinner on the stove”

me: i don’t need to write this down i’ll remember it

me literally a minute later:

*sees slugs on the sidewalk after it rained*

me:

do you vibe with her? do her vibes feel like home?

me: i really need to talk this out with someone 

my anxiety: ur coming off needy. isolate urself and handle it. all u need is U!

Soup should be a human right. In the heart of every town there should be a big pot of soup and you can help yourself. And if anybody meddles with the soup... well. the answer should be obvious.