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me starting a text post

me when my fave song comes on after ive pressed shuffle 53 times

My king

The highest level of sexy there is.

Fuck the chimp that threw the raccoon

Receipts?

I fucking hate this dude

My co worker brought her dog to work

nice going dude you deactivated my charcoal

my brain during depression

My brain

A parent: say thank you

little baby: tank you :)

Me:

OMG! 😂