Always late to the hype

fuck me all my friends have jobs which means they have no time to play toys with me and its fuycking ruining my life

fuck me i have a job which means i have no time to play with my friends and its ruining my life

@identifying-cars-in-posts

2018-2023 Toyota Camry

I decided that the opposite of bass-boosting a dubstep song is to replace the drop with elevator music

Finally I can have that wet pants look without actually peeing myself!

WHY ARE YOU FUCKING LYING LIKE THIS ARCHER YOU HAVE A SWORD. YOU HAVE SO MANY SWORDS. YOU HAVE THE MOST SWORDS OF ANY MOTHERFUCKER EVER. YOUR NOBLE PHANTASM IS CALLED UNLIMITED FUCKING BLADE WORKS. YOU BITCH

“Do you have any swords?”

Archer, who can magically summon literally every fucking sword in existence:

Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

burned honey knows what’s up

I did not know this about firemen

So uh….some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.

Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!

Give credit to the 30-year-old who worked on this for free and offers this service for free!

WHAT?!

I study graphic design and my tutor recommended and used this in his classes at art college last year, it’s so good it has SO many features for free, I really recommend it, even if you’re just trying to learn the basics of PS, such a wonderful thing <3

Photoshop is still considered an industry standard for commercial art so if you’d like to learn how to use it without breaking the bank, here’s a great tool for any artist hopefuls!

I'm having trouble feeling sympathy for anyone shelling out a kilobuck for Elon Musk's 2023 version of twitter.

"kilobuck" is now in my vocabulary

We all have that one character we’re in too deep for.

Obsessed with this energy tbh

A real 3-hit combo of tumblr posts rn

whys this a bulk reblog

3 for 1 deal

this might be the oldest jpeg I can remember. had this bad boy saved to my computer when I was like 10

Well, time to call the expert

@my-hobby-is-finding-the-source

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

Non-autistics living with autistics:

They keep eating the same freaking food and it frustrates me so much! We can't have the "big scary light" on just lamps everywhere! Even when I try to find peace by doing stuff with them they just ignore me and do whatever they want. They can't even do the simplest of things like go with me to the grocery store every week! How do people expect them to survive in society??

Autistics living together:

So as long as we get my 10 packets of this really specific food, and some snacks, I'll be okay. Also is it cool if you go to the grocery store? I can clean the bathroom since thats bad sensory for you and the store is bad sensory for me. Can you turn on the lamp instead of the big light? It gives me a headache. Thanks man. Yea I'll unplug the TV for you since you can hear the high pitched noise. Do you want to do two separate things in the same room as bonding again this evening? Thats my favorite part of the day too.

I think its funny how much the replies are about The Big Light and how we autistics feel about it

We have to keep reblogging this so future historians will read it and puzzle endlessly over its meaning

The heavy implication that historical ‘abstract’ poetry that people have been analysing for ages without being able to conclude the meaning could have just been shitpost level in-jokes between poets is sending me.

I think it's important to let guys be gender non conforming without telling them they're a girl, cause actually misgendering people is still shit even when you are pro trans. "You're a girl, an egg waiting to crack, and that's ok" how about you are a boy and a man and it's still ok if you want to do something that doesn't align with traditional ideals of your gender. You can still be he/him in a skirt and makeup.