My parents: she's fine

Me: I just went on TikTok and looked up "I'm proud of you" and spent 20 minutes downloading videos of people saying they're proud of me because you have never, and probably will never, tell me that yourself

Or

Me: I just cried so hard and for so long that I physically couldn't breathe through my nose anymore

my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring