"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.
reposting a favorite reddit moment of mine since god knows if ill ever see it again
*guy who's always itching to check out the manuscripts* maybe the answer we seek is in the manuscripts? the ancients of old had wisdom far beyond ours in their manuscripts!
the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(
hey be nice to me im just a teenage girl who has legally been an adult for years
can't believe i am going to die someday LOL. well back to sitting in my bedroom
bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior
man you caught me at an unusually stable time im so sorry lol i really am a crazy girl i promise ive just had my shit together for a couple weeks but seriously this is not normal for me i am so embarrassed you caught me like this haha im usually in crisis i swear
babe what's wrong you've barely touched your vanilla extract
an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems
i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken
His ghost is setting those cars on fire actually
Customer: I LOVE TO FISH, COMMERCIAL FISHERMAN MANY YEAR AGO DMV: FISH=FUCK IT SHIT HAPPENS Verdict: ACCEPTED
California DMV employees should be working on cryptography they’d be unstoppable