He’s subscribed

HAPPY TEN YEARS SPIDERS ON MY DICK!!!!!!!!!

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

power move

aerodynamic

guy who didn’t realize this was his last day in the timeloop

why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs

like i’m picturing him being really careful and looking at it and carrying it exactly like this while walking or riding through the woods and across rivers and up mountains and through valleys and he doesn’t drop it even once except at the very end where he tidily drops it into the volcano. frodo sam and the crew and even gollum wholly undisturbed. sauron can’t find him bc of the meditative aura surrounding him which is generated by his immense focus on not dropping it

World's most tense egg and spoon race

do NOT write posts on an empty stomach. people can tell

No they can't

dont talk 2 me chicken leg pfp

(guy who hasnt ever seen anything) i dont know what that is. it kind of reminds me of nothing

i miss youtube annotations so much why did they take what the hell fried chicken away from us

fucked up my first kiss by instinctively moving my head when something was quickly approaching my face(her lips). I might've embarrassed myself at the moment but I was relieved to know I had true survival instincts that would protect me from the dangerous things in life (girls)

I have zero survival instincts :/

love and death are sisters

Give soup!!

DEERGIRL WRAPPED

you RAN away 10925 times

you blinked your big brown eyes 100000000000 times

you ate 109392933993929939282 berries

you stood really really still 523 times

you fell in love 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 times

reblog to reblog from the person you reblogged from

Sometimes I get these really dumb comic ideas and I think I just need to get them out of my system

my friend sent this gif in the group chat and its just SO FUNNY TO ME for some reason

this is the gif you unwillingly follow when you’re having a panic attack

you know a cat wrote this

Three maxims for clean and healthy living:

If you hate somebody, try not to be always talking about them

De-escalate conflict with everyone who isn't a fascist

Leave conducting intracommunity discourse out in public up to the feds