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Just A Silly Little Clown

@daveyserket / daveyserket.tumblr.com

Name: Vris/Davey/Oz Pronouns: He/Him Welcome to my blog. I'm mostly reblogging stuff, but from time to time I'll make a post.
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there’s a guy at work who’s forcing everyone in the breakroom to gender me right by yelling my name at any given moment 

he also said he was sorry he read my deadname on the worksheet but was “going to get black out drunk and probably forget dw” 

edit : im a trans guy, im out and on T but im very short that’s why my buddy asserts my gender for me i repeat he’s not outing me he’s doing it to keep me from being misgendered

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expanding the coworker universe

“I’m like, ‘Okay, she’s a doll. She’s a plastic doll. She doesn’t have organs. If she doesn’t have organs, she doesn’t have reproductive organs. If she doesn’t have reproductive organs, would she even feel sexual desire?’ No, I don’t think she could,” Robbie said. “She is sexualized. But she should never be sexy. People can project sex onto her. Yes, she can wear a short skirt, but because it’s fun and pink. Not because she wanted you to see her butt.”

Margot Robbie said Ace Barbie Rights with her whole chest.

bro what if instead of overwatch it was called STONERwatch and instead of fighting all the characters smoked WEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOLDIER 420

TOKESTIOB

TORBONG

Winston

SYMOKETRA

winston has passed away due to the ill effects that ingesting marijuana smoke has upon the body of a gorilla. his last words were reported to be "party mode engaged" before he took a massive bong rip off junkrat's rip roaring dick smasher. within minutes he was seen stumbling, off-balance, before suddenly collapsing. medics were on scene immediately and found him unresponsive, and despite efforts to resuscitate him he was declared dead within the hour. he is survived by his fiancé, hanzo, who has refused to comment at this moment.

Brother just extremely confidently told me that "if Heavy were a color, he'd be orange"

Tf2 guys as colors, according to my brother:

Scout: Light blue

Soldier: He said "beige" about the same time I said "tan"

Pyro: Hot pink ("like the kind of pink that makes you go *sound of immense pain*")

Demo: green (to which I said "oh yeah definitely green")

Heavy: Orange

Engie: Dark blue ("like a blue-collar, cadet-blue sort of thing")

Medic: Black ("he's terrifying")

Sniper: Yellow ("not entirely because of the pee thing")

Spy: Royal purple ("like velvet... like a posh card table")