Come on Tumblr, don’t be fucking cowards

Alternatively -  come on nameless intern #102, you have a chance to be the fucking funniest person on staff.

cowards

Time for manual blazing, tumblr can be a coward but they can't stop us.

REBLOG IF I CAN MESSAGE YOU 'HEY' AND START A FRIENDSHIP.

always gonna re-reblog

Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

can he sit on your dash for a minute?? he'll be very polite :]

you have to start to scroll away and then come back and reblog this

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fix-2

Normally I wouldn’t steal the bonus panel from the website, but I think you can agree today merits an exception:

I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.

BLAZE REJECTED MY POST WOW LOL

We'll make sure at least 100k people see it for free then.

Do you ever become mutuals with someone you share an intense interest with and it becomes this limbo of "I want to be your friend SO fucking bad but I'll eat a shoe before dm-ing first"

Random Animal Generator - Perchance

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

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Finish the Fight Friday

Note: I'm not at all saying these series are comparable in terms of quality/harm. Some are infinitely worse than others, and some are genuinely (imo) good. This poll is just specifically asking which one hurt (in any way) YOU the most, in particular (as a TEEN. If you watched it as an adult or small child it does not count for the purposes of this poll).

crybaby learns how to swim - subtitled

ALWAYS REBLOG THE EGGSEAL

in times of trouble, eggseal comes to me

speaking words of wisdom:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

egg

@honeyginsen

tag yourself I’m mibph

egg

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Finish the Fight Friday

“Highlights of our results include merging of viscoplastic materials with complex geometry, a taffy-pulling animation with many fold and merge events, and stretching and slicing of stiff plastic material.“

Finally, a worthy foe for Plinko Horse

Taffy Puller Cow

reblog to taffy a cow

to be clear I want you to reblog it when you see it. we share the SOUP at the end folks. the soup.

im stickin in spinch and carrots as well as corn