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here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of
I legit cackled
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this is probably the best take I’ve heard so far on the debate of people being told that they aren’t having enough ‘compassion’ for billionaires making bad decisions and paying the obvious consequences for it
What I’ve learned from the whole titanic submarine thing is when people say eat the rich they don’t really mean it.
It will always be funny when the coworker who does the bare minimum and always cuts out early complains about the guy he hired to finish his drywall only putting in half days and not working this weekend to get it finished.
Shamelessly poaching someone elses idea, social media poll but the options arent solely geared 2wards 15 year olds
Reblog 4 a bigger sample size dadada you know how it is w polls
If you want to add context, reblog with where you've mostly lived and/or why you've had to move in the past.
It's bliss that my back is just sore now rather than in knee buckling pain randomly just from moving.
I got ducked today. Every time I see anything with obey god on it the first thing that comes to mind is John Carpenters movie They Live.
You know you waited too long to mow the grass when you have to pull the mower backwards to keep it from bogging down every three feet.
We’ve been friends for over 40 years the only thing that’s changed is we go home before it gets dark now.