what am i being advertised here exactly

^ actions of someone who HATES looking like this

kobeni x power is the funniest shit in the world

this is like how people always say “oh this would kill a medieval peasant” girl you strongly underestimate the resilience of these fuckers. they would embrace your challenge with love and curiosity

it’s always “this modern thing would kill a medieval peasant” whereas it should be “this medieval thing would kill the modern gamer”

It's December, and I had a silly idea.

HASHIRE SORI YO 🎵

voice reveal/bark reveal if u even care

us this is us

college bully girl: you're such a teacher's pet

kinky nerdy college girl: how did you know?

"hey op what does this mean?"

it means I think my sociology professor is hot and I want her to pull me around on a leash!

Is it just me, or has this website gotten hornier and kinkier?

it's not just you.

but it is just me. I'm singlehandedly making this website hornier and kinkier. you're welcome

How does this keep happening to me

we put your girl of color in the fandom and they made her a big buff amazon mommy with a hair trigger temper. yeah she only exists to attend to the emotional needs of and/or step on a dainty white lady character now. sorry.

we put your girl of color in the fandom and they made her a completely oblivious ditzy moron who relies on her white partner to do everything up to tying her shoes and performing basic addition. sorry.

we put your girl of color in the fandom and they made her a bitchy “mean lesbian” so she doesn’t interfere with her love interest’s popular white guy x white guy ship. maybe if you’re real lucky she’ll cheerlead for them whilst tucked away in the background or something. yeah she doesn’t really exist outside of that. sorry.

we put your girl of color in the fandom and they made her the übersensible Sole Brain Cell Mom Friend. yeah she only exists to scoff at the antics of all these quirky white boys and attempt to herd them like cats now. pack their lunches and make sure they get to bed on time and maternally mother motherly down the stairs and all that. sorry.

we put your girl of color in the fandom and despite being a main character i guess they just kind of pretend she doesn’t exist? maybe she’ll be mentioned in passing once or twice. sorry.

[video id: a video of someone in a graduation gown walking to the middle of a stage and unfolding a large palestinian flag. during this, another person places a scarf-like object around the person in a graduation gown's neck from behind as various people begin to applaud and cheer. there is white text bordered in black towards the top of the video that reads "During my graduation, they ONLY said a prayer for Isr**l (Israel) So when I went up, I had to remind them that the world is with Palestine (Palestinian Flag Emoji)". underneath the cheering and applause there is music edited in. /end id.]

socially incompetent trans girl save me…

socially incompetent trans girl…

save me socially incompetent trans girl…

bisexual worsties

wtf, why did you apologize to me? now we can't have hate sex anymore!

seriously?

this is still so funny

people who arent furries in 2023 fall into two categories: know their own specific kind of weird so well that they dont need to be a furry, or lame