me: *reads book peacefully*
man next to me: I hope this is not 50 shades of grey you're reading
me: the title is at the cover sir, it's not 50 shades of grey
man: don't try to find any excuses. teenagers only read smut these days
me: sir I am reading Pride and Prejudice
man: ...
me: *keeps reading*
man: what's that?
me: Jane Austen...?
man: I think you mean Jane Eyre, you see I've read Jane Eyre's books
me: Jane Eyre is a character
man: stupid teenagers who think they know stuff! don't be rude!
me: *keeps reading*
old lady: Sir, you're an uncivilised asshole.
man: ...
me: *keeps thinking "fuck yeah! you go granny!*
date of origin: 2014