they laced this bread with olive oil and sundried tomatoes
!ATTENTION CITIZEN!
It is now HOT GIRL SUMMER at WHOLE FOODS. Please don your GAS MASK and CRYSTAL HOLOGRAM immediately!
Anonymous asked:
you say youre queer but youve blocked multiple queer blogs. whats the truth?
I hate to break it to you but queer people are still capable of being annoying
Sound ON!!
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What cis chasers hope trans men look like:
What I look like:
HONESTLY also like. part of combatting misinformation is just accepting that you'll fall victim to it sometimes. no-one can be an expert on every imaginable subject and most people don't have the time to factcheck every single piece of information that comes their way. the key thing IMO is responding appropriately when someone points misinfo ie not doubling down and being like 'no there's no way I could be wrong about this'.
like a big part of studying history is learning that your previously held beliefs are hotly debated or even outright wrong and sometimes it feels bad bcos you realise you bought into what was, with the benefit of hindsight, an obvious lie.
and other times it feels bad bcos it's actively disappointing!! often the lie feels better than the truth! historical myths get popular bcos they are, typically, better, punchier stories than what actually happened.
captain-price-officially
Wet beast Wednesday
Oh they’re notching her tail. See the little bit taken out? That tells whoever catches her next to let her go– it’s a sort of “hey, this is a reproductive female; let’s keep the cycle going by putting her right back in the water” signal. The bit will grow back in 2-3 shed cycles, which takes a couple years.
They know she’s able to reproduce bc she was caught with eggs.
The abrupt way he slams the fish into her claw is so funny though like take your fucking lunch and get the fuck out of here. Ma'am.
Imagine being grabbed by eldritch giants and they give you lunch and send you back home
my-dudedededed
Imagine they shove a whole fucking cow in your arms and throw you back to the Earth
skulk-id
It’s better than that, even. First they give you a tramp stamp that says, “Too fuckable to kill” and THEN they slam a dead cow into your arms and throw you back to Earth.
Get bred, get bread
this post leaves out the funniest part of this interaction
how is it that this is like *exactly* how Marvel and Disney Star Wars fans talk about movies
"how would YOU fix the medical system then 😡" im 17 years old
like i dont need to be a carpenter to see that your ikea chair that impales everyone that sits on it and then shatters was put together wrong but that doesnt mean i know how to fix it
Anonymous asked:
Hey would it be really weird if I asked you what the difference between an orgy and a gangbang was? Like feel free to delete this ask if you hate it and don't want to answer but I can't just google this stuff and you mentioned the term in your last ask and I've always wondered. Really, really hoping this does not come across as creepy this is a genuine curiosity to me that you kind of seem like you might not mind answering
gangbangs have a main character
If dracula busted inside you he'd call it a screampie or some shit
He'd say im gonna edraculate
Aliko Dangote, the richest man in Africa, has been tormented by a Brazilian man named Osvaldo for the last several years.
Aliko is not taking it well
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bro I’m too scared to jack off by myself you have to help me out dude
What if you loved me so much it literally undoomed me haha jk unless
What if I had so much faith in you it literally reshaped the narrative into a happy ending HAHA JK UNLESS
totally heterosexual things to say to your best and only friend with whom you’ve shared a rich history of unspoken love and sacrifice and being there for each other when no one else was