"Shit Happens. Deal With It"

"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"

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"irrelevant male rapper"

"ft nicki minaj"

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch

So i have this giant pencil right

I think we all know where this is going.

the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

When you’re talking shit about someone then they walk past you

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

applauds Thank you for your math skills

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I got some McDonalds and it costed $6.66 and my cashier said “oh lawd can you order some extra sauce or somtin gawd has been good to me that number is for da devil or somtin”

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

Can that be a thing please

when teachers actually start teaching on the first day of class

This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.