Omfg the way the truck fucked up, fucked up perfectly
I am in tears omg
I ONLY JUST TURNED ON THE AUDIO AND OMG BEST DECISION EVEN THO I RBD LIKE 5 TIMES BEOFRE NOW
Yes it’s back on my dash!!!
Omg the audio
Finally reblogging with source.
Like, is interesting enough just watching it, but hearing him is the epitome of comedy
This video makes me laugh harder every time it’s on my dash
A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]
Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol
i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat
HE SITS
Plomp
Dafuck is wrong with this here flower…
she is BETRAYED
@sudokuphobe !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s ironic.
When I worked in fast food for minimum wage, they would yell at us and lecture us about “stealing” fries and burgers (while we had to throw out TONS of food every day) as though the giant billion-dollar corporations of McDonald’s and Sonic couldn’t afford to give their employees something to eat (while not even paying us a living wage).
Now I work at an upscale restaurant (it’s fancy, like celebrities eat there fairly often) and not only do I make WAY better money but they give us 2 free meals a day (eaten on the clock) and they’re GOOD. Today I got baked cod, spring rolls, rice pilaf, stir fry, and mashed potatoes and eggplant. Oh, and free espresso and juice. From this restaurant owned by a local man who is in no way a billionaire.
Obviously money is not the issue, valuing your employees as people is.
This needs all of the reblogs. All of them.
Get your ding dong here (◕‿◕)
No, okay, but I have one of these, and its honestly, like the best thing ever. I played with it so much that I accidentally rubbed it’s eyes off so now it’s blind, but it’s still super cute and I love it.
ahhhh I have this too and the tiny boob as well. My favorite thing about it is it’s little butt crack lol I love my little squishy stress relievers! 😃
I have couple of the dongs but does anyone know where I can get the boob?
You can get them here! i got the boob one bc i lowkey relate to it personally 😂
Public service announcement they are on sale
I need twenty of them
14/10 would buy again. It leaves lovely butt marks on things, and all my friends have one now.
I put hats on mine!
“id date a fan” doesnt mean “id date a 12 year old who knows more about me than i do”
I just got the
cutest
thing
ever
!!!!11!1!1!!!!11
OMFG where can i get this?
i got mine here! They have some sale going on and i ended up buying it right away(*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑
um i clicked on the paGe and the next thing below it was called a ding dong squishy toy…
I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT THIS THING GLOWS IN THE DARK. I LEGIT WOKE UP MY ROOMMATE, BURST INTO HER ROOM SQUEALING, BECAUSE THIS DAMN THING GLOWS IN THE DARK. IT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING I EVER SAW. Also if you look really close it has a SMILE that goes :3 It also has a cute little butt. You guys don’t understand, I bought 4 of these fuckers. They are perfect and everyone needs one!!!!
Aw, yeah, that’s the good shit.
I love abandoned ruins so much
the world taken back by nature is my aesthetic
Hazel Scott playing two pianos at the same damn time with ease
Hazel Scott was a musical sorcerer and a civil rights hero. She:
She was brought down by the House Committee on Unamerican Activities, and has been largely forgotten. But she was a sorcerer, and a hero.
Let’s un-forget her.
The so-called “pro-life” movement’s philosophy.
One of the best political cartoons that I’ve seen.
You know what pisses me off about this? Really, REALLY pisses me off? That’s George (H.W.) Bush holding that umbrella. He was president 1981-1989. Do you get that?
It means that the right have not budged an inch on their ridiculous pro-foetus, anti-actual-persons position in THIRTY GODDAMN YEARS. We should not still be having this argument! Thirty year old political cartoons should be bafflingly opaque, not crystal clear!
^ Reblogging again for that comment.
This is a rim job…
This is eating ass…
this is jesus. follow him
Does he want his ass ate?
you know he do
are there any other mentally ill people that literally don’t have interests anymore? like, just cannot find enjoyment out of anything?? not even things that are supposed to be fun??? everything’s exhausting or a chore and it’s painful to watch people have fun while i physically/mentally Cannot
everything is a bore. everything
I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday.
to the photos that have been deleted from george’s instagram
they will be missed ♡
A story Rose recently shared about being sexually assaulted and then victim-blamed would enrage anyone. Rose revealed an incident from her middle school days in Philadelphia when she was groped inappropriately.
tw: sexual assault
GIFS VIA.
She’s so necessary
MOM OF THE YEAR. WHERE WAS THIS ATTITUDE WHEN I WAS IN GRADE SCHOOL.
There’s a difference between not sharing and refusing to be bullied.
