Date a girl who does a little callout dialog line like a unit in a real time strategy game every time someone gets her attention or asks her to do something
Date a girl who crackles like a glowstick everytime she stands up
Date a woman who tries out a new set of idle animations every week and expects you to notice.
Date a woman who is simply astounded by what the Skyrim modding community has been coming up with lately.
You should date a woman who loves soup. More specifically, she can make soup out of any stock, any seasoning, any type of onion or meat, cream, pureed vegetables and any type of water, with rice, noodles, croutons, cereal, biscuits, crisps, mashed potatoes or peanut butter on top, and still have it come out delicious. The salad woman from yesterday is vying for her affections, though, so you're up against stiff competition...
Date a girl who is totally there, at least you think she's there. Yeah she's probably there.
Date a girl whose voice sounds EXACTLY like your inner monologue
Date a girl who's created from other creatures like Frankenstein's Monster, but also like a Chimera.
Date a Chimera girl.
You should date a woman who loves salad. More specifically, one who bedecks her salads with any combination of feta, chicken, rollmop herrings, apples, lemon juice, olives, cashew nuts, peanuts, almonds, walnuts, hazelnuts, pine nuts, minced lamb, grated cheese, the occasional doughnut or pain au chocolat, coleslaw, hoummous, mayonnaise, mustard, curry, more olives, crisps, pretzels, tuna, pork pies, sausage rolls, takoyaki, sausages, gherkins, mushrooms, pickled onions, chutney, kimchi, noodles, pasta, potato croquettes, shredded cabbage, ice cream and of course croutons, packing in enough nutrition to live on salad alone.
She's an amazing chef and a wizard with lettuce, a truly enthusiastic eater. She might even show you how to unseed a pepper in a single stroke!
Date a girl who stims so hard her hands light on fire from the friction
Date a girl who says "that's probably a symptom of something" whenever she says something about herself
Date a girl who's very susceptible to temperatures.
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Date a girl who stands ominously in your bedroom window all day to scare off potential suitors.
Date a girl who blends in with the carpet.
Date a girl who eats chumps like you for breakfast
Date a girl who has a seemingly endless supply of frozen mozzarella sticks