me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

im begging all of you to stop reblogging th is

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

First like and this has already found its intended audience

uh oh

both these cunts

10K WON'T EVEN COVER DOWN PAYMENT YOU FUCK

there a space

This is your scrolling reminder

Are you enjoying this?

Would you rather be doing something else?

If so please stop and go read your book or eat or something.

Great news everyone 😵‍💫

OH FUCK YES THIS IS SOME LEGISLATION I CAN GET BEHIND

happy pride month! miku loves you ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

I’ve been drawing Marcille and Falin in me and my wife’s’ clothes. Cozy edition

i wanna draw boobs and thighs i wanna get really good at drawing bodies for pervert reasons only

If I was a Pokemon

why doesn't this have 10k?

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@same-pic-of-kepler-186f-everyday @same-pic-of-haumea-everyday @same-image-of-7-iris @book-nonsie-not-anon @celestial-same-picverse

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Diversity WIN! This woman was forced OUT of the kitchen!

Reblog if it's okay to invade your ask box

Always

I know no one is gonna see this so fuck it.

FROM NOW ON EVERYONE ONLY GETS 1 REBLOG. YOU HAVE TO RELY ON YOUR FOLLOWERS TO ADD REBLOG NOTES. YOU CAN TELL YOUR FOLLOWERS ANYTHING YOU WANT. BUT YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG ONCE.

Additionally: https://www.tumblr.com/gimmick-blog-mansion/746150518712401920/considering?source=share

10- I drink water everyday

20- I’ll eat 3 meals a day

25- I start learning how to cook

50- I stop being a lurker on tumblr

100- I will get 7+ hours of sleep a night

150- I make a lip care routine for me

200- I start writing fic (on my main @secretlynotablog)

350- I make and stick to a skin care routine

500- I’ll eat healthy food

750- I get out of bed at a decent time (9:30 am)

1,000- I get back into baking

1,500- I get back into photography

2,000- I’ll start going on a walk every day again

5,000- I’ll start trying to get a job

10,000- I’ll learn how to figure skate

12,500- I go to my first pride parade (I’m bi-ro)

15,000- I’ll begin going to therapy again

20,000- I’ll go on a roller coaster for the first time.

50,000- I actually take myself out somewhere and enjoy myself

(Goals are subject to change. Haha Losers.)

real vs fake gym bros, the real ones want you to get better

TUMBLR THIS IS A TUMBERGENCY

I need cheesy pride month shirts with the gay flag on them (or insinuating the sexuality at least)

It’s for a drawing and if you help me find shirts I promise to share it

Okay never mind I found some just tell me which is best

i doubt this’ll get much attention but why not

160 notes and i’ll drink more water

170 notes and i’ll eat at least two meals a day

200 notes and i’ll draw and write more

250 notes and i’ll take better care of my hair

300 notes and i’ll clean my room

550 notes and i’ll try to stop doing the Bad Thing (dont ask for context please)

edit: changing this because Someone got it past 150 in like two minutes. only five notes per person >:(

edit 2: adding more goals becuase PEOPLE KEEP INTERACTING ASKSLDLF

1k notes and i’ll dye my hair

2k notes and i’ll paint my nails and NOT pick the paint off immediately (color/pattern of the 2,000th person’s choice)

3.5k notes and i’ll get back into painting

5k notes and i’ll go back to learning how to crochet and knit fully

7k notes and i’ll go back to learning greek

10k notes and i’ll tell my crush i like her (if i still do by then lmao)

the art of sequential photography, an entire anecdote in two frames

official boob post