data is such a bitch
He seriously said “fuck around and find out”.
Data is great because he’s such a cold bastard (affectionately!) in this moments.
Like, in The Most Toys, the guy who kidnapped him has just murdered one of Data’s friends with a weapon designed to hurt horribly while it kills you. Data has the weapon, and is aiming it at the kidnapper. The kidnapper is like “bullshit, you can’t kill, you’re a robot. You’re not even sad or angry I killed that woman, you have no emotions.”
And data is like “logically if I let you live, you will go on to kill more people, so by killing you now the total number of hurt people will be lowered. Eat trolley problem, bitch.”
And the kidnapper looks terrified for a moment, then relieved because the Enterprise shows up right then and teleports Data away. Data reappears on the Enterprise, and says “Thanks for saving me. This is an illegal weapon. Please lock it up”. Riker goes “hey the transporter detected a power surge while we were bringing you over here, did you fire this thing at that fucker?” and Data just goes “hmm. Perhaps the transporter beam interfered with the device.” and walks out, while Riker makes this face:
I don’t know what the plot of “Picard” is and I do not ever want to. Don’t tell me why Q was there and then why he was not there or why Picard suddenly has a child or why that child is the worst. All I am here for is to see Data and reblog him face. Thank you.
STAR TREK Picard I love my unhinged son
Star Trek: The Next Generation // S0306 Booby Trap (Gag Reel)
I just know I'm in the minority on this one, but let's prove it. If you had to pick one that you could turn on or off at will, permanently losing access to the other in your home,
Bonus: tell me about the climate where you live in the tags
#I said central heating even though we have equally hot summers and cold winters#It's just.......... my hedgie hog needs it to never be below 70 or she'll go into hibernation and die#And I need the central heating as a back up in case her lamp goes out. I am not taking chances on Spike's life#My skin will melt off my bones first!!!
STAR TREK Picard I love my unhinged son
this is your friendly periodic reminder that worf is not russian. i've seen a lot of people saying this over the last few weeks, but it's not accurate. worf's parents are from minsk, which is the capital of belarus. they are belarusian.
Star Trek: The Next Generation // S06E18: Starship Mine
Data: Brother?..
Poor Data gets poisoned by his newly found brother. It shocks him so much he changes falling trajectory mid-fall.