JURY DUTY (2023-), 1x01 – “Voir Dire”

Jury Duty (2023)

This party is over.

Literally where would be as a society without the soup store video

ive never met anyone under 25 who hasnt seen it.

It's literally an impossibly good video. The fucking performance and sheer ANGER and building frustration from both party's, the absurdity, the slow ramping ridiculousness, the way the diologue flows off itself at a breakneck speed, the phrase "I'm at soup" the pure fucking rage off both parties, the sheer almost unbelievable idiocy from the guy who's 'at soup,' the way it ends so ubruptly without losing any momentum. Its insane. I've watched it 150 times in like 2 years its never not funny.

here’s the video since op didn’t link it

just something terrible about the fact that there really aren’t kids websites anymore and now there aren’t adult websites either. kids don’t have neopets or club penguin or anything else like that to go on now where there could be appropriate moderation for their age, and so now you have 9 year olds on tik tok and instagram seeing content that’s not appropriate for them, and the adults on these platforms get censored to death because “think of the children” that shouldn’t even be there in the first place. kids would not give a shit about these things if they had their own spaces to go. but now everyone loses and you have an algorithm that shows pro-ED videos and thirst traps to preteen girls and bans adults for saying “my grandma died yesterday” instead of “my grandma un4l!v3d.” makes me freak out a little bit

I think Charlie Day and Jack Black are going to carry this movie on their backs, and it's gonna be real fucking heavy, with Crisp Rat biting at their heels the whole time.

This poor man cannot catch a break

Seems most people agree.

Bowser and Luigi win the trailer.

Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) dir. James Cameron

in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie

What about American idiot

well we all know which gender i am for forgetting this one

cat hair gets into everything. EVERYTHING!

Just Make Money

So many people wouldn’t have asthma in the first place if it wasn’t for these corporations…Shifting blame from actual culprits to people with asthma (and people who can’t help but use plastic straws at that) is peak capitalism.

The unmitigated GAUL of TIME magazine to produce this is unbelievable.

THIS is eco-ableism.

The only time the bootlickers will speak about enviroment and of course it is the blame-shifting craven nonsense that outright pivotes into eco-fascism. -Admin

NOT gonna say this again!! A CYBORG is something PARTIALLY ROBOTIC. An ANDROID is something that is FULLY ROBOTIC, MADE TO LOOK HUMAN. A ROBOT is FULLY ROBOTIC and NOT DESIGNED TO LOOK HUMAN!!