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Here in the middle of nowhere, I shall be slain

@datanazush / datanazush.tumblr.com

Internet Dumbass pretends to be Internet Smartass, film at eleven.
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That Ed Greenwood post occasionally gets people defending Ed and so I figured I’d probably just go ahead and say that yeah making a fantasy femdom society isn’t that weird or objectionable to me but making it just cruelty for cruelty’s sake slavery but with a matriarchal bent is pretty messed up.

Oh also Ed’s fascination with exhibitionism is super weird because it leads into festhalls, the setting equivalent of a town meeting center, doubling as brothels which I can’t imagine that means you’d wanna take your kids there.

And finally the most objectionable of the set is Ed saying that incest is relatively normalized in the setting, that most people’s first time is with a family member. BUT with a fun new bent where it’s culturally taboo to produce a child from incest and that contraception is only really readily available to the middle class and up despite the presence of cheap gender alteration magic (hey that’s a pro at least) because he wanted to make an inbred hicks joke at some point in a book. Adding this one in post, “It’s only incest if the female partner gets pregnant”

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prokopetz

I have no strong opinions regarding the correct length for spaghetti, but I can't help but feel that folks who insist they have to break their spaghetti because otherwise it won't fit in the pot are fundamentally misunderstanding the nature of pasta.

If you've brought the water to a rolling boil before adding the pasta (which you should do anyway), it's only going to take about twenty seconds for it to soften enough to fold the remaining length into the pot. A discrepancy of twenty seconds in cooking time between one end of the noodle and the other isn't going to make a noticeable difference.

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cryptotheism

I love how Warframe treats some of the wildest elements of its premise as completely unremarkable. A lesser game would never shut the fuck up about how badass it is that you're a space ninja. Warframe is like "yeah yeah yeah we know you're a space ninja, what's important right now is restoring the local wetlands."

Warframe is fundamentally a game about ecological conservation in which you happen to play a biomechanical space killerfreak.

Child of a brutal debt colony whose brain is legally owned by a hypercapitalist cult: "Do you wanna go ride hoverboards with us?"

Member of an ancient mercenary culture, wearing the cloned skin of a legendary historical warrior held together by psychic generational trauma: "Hell yes I do."

Like 30% of the major story beats were caused by a Category 5 Old Man Yaoi Event.

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5weekdays

my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here

she told me she doesn't remember saying this. quote, "must have been steak-induced hysteria"

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baradragon

this picture is so funny to me like the faggot radiating off this image is so warm i could heat my home… he literally went to home depot and bought the finest grade finnish wood 1x12 that cost at least $15 and then put it in a tiny plastic bag…. camp

the tight $3 fruit of the loom shirt tucked into those straight leg denim jeans, he may as well be in drag

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frottinq

I don't know how much you guys actually pay attention to American politics, but something hilarious and crazy happened. Kristi Noem, Governor of South Dakota, was on the short list to be Donald Trump's VP. She wrote a book in which she talked about her dog, cricket. She was going to train this dog to hunt pheasant, it was 14 months old, but it couldn't successfully hunt. It attacked a neighbor's chickens, and moved to bite her one time.

so she shot it, she fucking killed her dog. and conservatives are pissed. It's all over the news, she's been dropped from the shortlist for vice president, if it wasn't so terrible it would be kind of fucking hilarious. This woman destroyed her political career because of this I think. How do you recover from this?

It really does say something about American politics though that, if she had admitted to killing a person, I don't think anybody would give a shit. people will justify that until they run out of breath. but killing a dog is like, the highest form of blasphemy to people in the US lmao

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dykecostanza

everything I know about this has been learned against my will, so correct me if I'm wrong but uh

Wasn't Drake pointing out Kendrick's partner was mixed race a response to Kendrick attacking Drake for being mixed race?

idk it seems pretty weird that, from what I can see, the chain of events is

Kendrick: you're mixed Drake: wtf you beat your mixed wife and cheated on her with white women Kendrick: OH YEAH WELL YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE The Internet: OH SHIT. HOSTILE AC-130 IN THE AREA

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datanazush

Kendrick was primarily attacking Drake for being disdainful of black culture and basically only engaging with it when he cynically wants to make money off of being black. Drake is choosing to misinterpret it as being about him being mixed because it's a lot easier to engage with that than the actual reason Kendrick hates him, which is the antiblackness Drake engages in and also the creepy way he engages with young women on social media (see him being friends with multiple female stars for several years before they finally turn 18 so they can talk about it) and that Drake will usually only date a black women if they're a pornstar beforehand.

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May 4, 2024 - CNN writes about how the mean anti-genocide protesters silenced a lone counter-protester at the University of Pennsylvania:

How did they silence him, you ask? They drew a circle around him in chalk, and labeled it "Designated Dingus Area":

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i think it's great when someone tries to pull off a tragic self-sacrifice in a story and there's at least one guy who's just like "no this is fucking stupid actually. you're an idiot." about it. because it kind of is. i love a good tragedy but let's be honest with ourselves if a friend tried to indulge a noble sacrifice fantasy would you not be a little annoyed. like come on man.