i keep thinking all the mars rovers are the size of a medium dog but i am wrong every single time
This is what happens when you start watching Future Boy Conan during a re-read of Power of Shazam.
Harvey and Clark but they have routinely 3 hour long twitter arguments
I am vibrating with the force of a thousand bees omg could I please request a drawing of Billy Batson (just little Billy, mortal form) sitting in on a Justice League meeting, surrounded by all the serious and adult members.
Or
Billy Batson kicking Lex Luthor in the shin/knee
Your art is so amazingly cool, OP
They took him from the street just as a normal child. Got a job for him. Just entirely unrelated from captain marvel
The god filter was a lie all along-
Billy was just holding back LMAO.
Comic: SHAZAM! To Hell and Back #4
SHAZAM! Vol.4 #1
IM SOOO EXCITED FOR THIS SERIES. THE PREVIEW??? BEAUTIFUL! I cannot wait for next Tuesday!
Preview under the cut
The Museum of Science in Boston has been raising funds to build a statue in memorial to Leonard Nimoy (who loved the museum and grew up right near it) and I’m SHOCKED at how far they still have to go. Leonard Nimoy was an activist, a proud Jew who inspired so many other Jewish people to be proud of their heritage, and a lover of science, art, and curiosity. If anyone deserves a statue in their honor at the museum he loved, it’s him.
The Museum of Science is a wonderful organization. They support local programs, they’re partnered with the New England Aquarium, they hand out free passes all the time (I got a bunch at the Dyke March last year), they tell the truth and strive to be diverse and accessible (they let people borrow wheelchairs and ECV’s for free!) and they run on community support. Please share their fundraiser!
I understand if it’s more important to you to share fundraisers for individuals in need. It is a very noble thing to do, and I think Leonard would agree. If you care about this though, everything is appreciated, and I know he has a lot of love on this website.
Logically, I know that when League found out about Billy, he proceeded to act super mature and even manage to be the bigger person. However, if I was ten and a bunch of adults I trusted started yelling at me, I would start crying.
Not a lot of people really utilize the fact that the gods of the ancient world were super messed up, did jacked up stuff to people for minor inconveniences, and legit did horrific things for the lols and billy being a child is probably just as likely to do weird things to people with his magic if he feels justified in their Billy head canons: let’s change that
Someone on Twitter @s the justice league official account in their rage tweet and Shazam/Marvel has volunteered to run the account for a few days while the league’s usual guy is out. It seems like a great idea at the time, he’s well known as super friendly guy and even though he’s pretty immature at times he always seems to be the best at deescalating hostile situations with the guidance of what he calls ‘the wisdom of Solomon’.
For a good while Marvel tried to reason with them, giving evidence to the contrary for every accusation, defending his fellow league members, and owning up to his own mistakes and promises that while the league does the best they can, they aren’t perfect. None of it is good enough for them though, they argue in circles for hours.
Finally he just says, “sir, your home will be a beacon for hoards of snakes, the harvest you wish to reap will be drowned by the rain you prayed for, your milk will curdle in your mouth, and your rage will only burn yourself with every poisoned word”
And not even an hour later that person tweets that a long term work project has just been ruined for this or that reason, their coffee is rancid because they didn’t check the date on the creamer when they bought it, posts photos of at least 12 snakes writhing in their bathtub, oh and they’ve been called out for being a jerk by everyone keeping up with the thread.
Marvel/Shazam is never allowed on the Justice League Twitter again.
Do you know in the DC universe how Tawky tawny is either a talking tiger , a talking tiger that stands on two legs ,or just a tiger . My favorite version of him is when he’s Billy’s stuffed animal. Because I think it would makes for some really funny scenes.
imagine that the justice league had a mission were they had to protect some little kids and captain marvel comes over and gives the kids stuff animal tiger and says “ I’m going to need this back, but if anything happens, he’ll protect you” everybody watching is like “look at captain marvel his so sweet”. Then later some villain is trying to attack the kids and the stuffed animal that Captain Marvel give the kids turns into a real life tiger and it starts fighting the villain. Everybody looking and thinking “wtf”.
after the fight is over, Captain Marvel goes over to the Tiger end it talks to him before turning back into a stuffed animal.
Somebody random says “cap wtf was that” and Billy’s like “oh, this” holding up the stuffed animal “ this is Tawky Tawny He’s one of my best friends I’ve known him since I was a kid he basically taught me everything I know”.
Shazam has a Twitter and everything he posts is just straight up lies but nobody can figure out if he has a super weird life or if he’s messing with all of them (it’s both)
Shazam: wish the justice league would stop asking for my identity. like they know if I tell them the wizard will blow me up right?
Every other hero with a Twitter account: The who will what to you?
Shazam: to answer everybody’s questions: no I’m not kryptonian. I’m actually a mutated orangutan who is functionally a human except for the fact that I’m an orangutan. The fact that I look like Superman is a coincidence. Hope this clears things up!
Shazam: man, pigeons will tell you everything. No secret is safe if there is a pigeon around.
Diana’s Twitter: It’s true, a pigeon will tell you whatever you want in exchange for an everything bagel. Speaking of which, Shazam, Bartholomew has a message for you next time you’re around Central Park. Bring bagels.
Shazam, at his computer: *sweating bullets because the pigeons definitely know his identity and if he’d thought anyone else was able to talk to animals he’d have been way more careful*
He is having maybe too much fun with the whole “noooo im totally a god from another dimension who doesn’t understand earth cultureeee”
BEHOLD