who knows why. but hey we were thinking of remaking anyway due to being shadowbanned and slightly cancelled (I promise it wasn't that bad)
we are gonna be slightly more organized this time around though! this pinned post will be updated with our sideblogs and other relevant info later
Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes
I didn't think the new tumblr layout would be that good, and it's not, but being able to report users for violating the CHIME laws is handy
Turns out Obama faked his birth certificate but the real one just says that he was born in New Jersey.
My 11-year-old couldn't decide what flavor of ramen to make, so I told her to flip a coin. Heads for spicy chicken, tails for beef.
Taking my advice, she flipped a penny, and when it landed on tails she said "Wait! Wait! I did it wrong!"
I told her that she did it right, because the real reason for flipping a coin isn't to let fate decide for you, but because when the coin is in the air, you will suddenly realize what you wanted in the first place.
I'm sure there's a life lesson there somewhere…
But honestly, I have never known her to pass up spicy chicken.
Update: Yesterday, her brother asked her if she wanted a corn dog and she couldn't decide, so again I told her to flip a coin. She did so, and without even looking which way it landed, she snatched the penny up and said "I want a corn dog".
I saw that picture of Joe Biden finding two coins on the ground again today. His face in it is so haunting man I have no idea what emotion he’s experiencing
Just pure rapture
what now, son? what are you going to do now? im here to tell you that ive taken your tokens. i have both of your tokens, boy, and you know where im going to take them? two words: skee ball. you don’t even know how powerful i am, you don’t even know the powers i possess with this two piece of silver. ancient magic, son. ancient magic- don’t mess with ancient magic, or you’ll get the horns. just an old phrase from back in scranton. jill get in the car
Unseelie court officials own bean reviews, Giant’s Ancient Mushroom Elixir!!!
It is supposed to take like root beer. It has 1800 milligrams of ancient mushrooms in it. It has apple cider. This tastes like potion making, it tastes like an acid house remix of the flavor of rootbeer we all know and tolerate. Tentative approval would drink again if it was between this and going thirsty. 6/10 adaptogenic blends.
I arrived home from the grocery store and I shit you not mushrooms have sprouted in our yard suddenly. I don’t know the power this elixir contains I think it is too much for even folk like me. Rating raised to 10/10 mushroom.
california dmv plate: "POTENT CUM" Customer: CHECK OUT THESE ROPES DMV: HE'S NOT LYING. PRETTY THICK Verdict: APPROVED
When I found out Paramount+ was removing Star Trek: Prodigy I bought all 20 episodes of S1 from Amazon Video since that was the only way for me to watch all 20 at the time. On 6/27, I lost access to episodes 10-20. Amazon has done what they can, which isn't much.
All 20 were accessible when I paid for all 20. The full season is what I was buying. Now, I only have access to 9 of the episodes.
What is the point of buying digital content if they're just going to steal it back from you afterwards?! Is this not false advertisement?
Seems appropriate
People don’t seem to realize this. Digital purchases are great until the seller no longer has the rights to the media and suddenly its not yours anymore
not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here
reblog heavy
Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’
why do we bother with I hate my partner jokes when your boss is right there
I love my wife. my boss though? that ball and chain??
do you understand my vision
Bestie, your brain, your VISION, ahead of your time
there really is just software out there that lets any musically inept person to become their own soundclown, no wonder it was permanently removed from stores
