ibuprofen please save me from the dragon
ok the thing about the new dnd movie is it's really good but it's even better when you're sitting between two boys who care too much because my little brother (13, autistic about monsters and magic) would tell me something really cool and then my older brother (20, film snob) would mutter something about the movie being really really weird
my little brother, furiously tugging on my sleeve: those are displacer beasts they can make illusions that make them appear closer or further
my older brother, squinting at the screen: is that a venus flytrap panther
i need everyone to understand that my older brother also plays dnd and has autism, he's just not autistic about dnd.
I am not crazy! Azy! I know he swaaws those numbmuns. I knew it was 12121211121216. One after Marta Carta. As if I could ever t-ake such a shìt. Never. Never! Never! EverN! I just - I just couldn't proorp. He covered his a ss, he got that idiot at the coCk shop to LeL for him. You think this is sus? You think this is b-? This? This? This? This chicaneryreanery? This? He's done worse. That billllib! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fUck like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! *He* 🎻🎺🎻 it! Jiij! He *fUcated* through a *sus*! And I sHit! And I sHit! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm Ass! What was I *sHit ing*? He'll never change. He'll *never* swap those numbers! Ever since he was 9, Ever since he was 12, Ever since he was One after the Magna Carta, Ever since he was 999999, *always* the saas! Couldn't keep his hands out of the as-s drawer! "But not our Jiij! Couldn't be precious *Jiijiij*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawywal? What a sick jooj! I should've sHit when I had the chance!
I've been thinking about this post all day, so I had to make it with my poor sentence mixing skills
Fuck off squidward you always ruin me and patricks fun well im not fucking having it anymore squidward do you know how goddamn long i had to deal with you squidward every day i tried to be nice to you cause i genuinely liked you man but youre really starting to piss me off these days squidward i cant fucking believe you and im getting tired or you im sorry for blowing up but its the truth you need to let go and if you refuse to let go at least dont drag me and patrick down. im going jellyfishing if you need me. bye.
A-promise me Shadow! Promise me you’ll protect-a this world and its people!
Mario…
Sonic the Hedgehog (sustained speed of 767 MPH) could have made the journey from the Shire to Mount Doom (1718.5 miles) in just over two hours. But also he famously loves rings, so he almost assuredly would have found the thrall of the Ring far too powerful to resist. Tails would have had to shoot him
an experience
this comic was about my experience as an autistic person trying to do tasks that would usually be second nature for an allistic person but I'm glad people are relating and resonating with it :}
CHAOS CONTROL!!
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