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  1. ponazor
  2. The universe won't tolerate this
  3. This post is my enemy
  4. Ugh

    Wholesome date

  5. Scram
  6. This? No

    Being born in a rich family is like getting a good spawn point in an competitive online multiplayer game.

  7. Not into it

    Animal Crossing Villager Wood Pins made by Lauren Rubin

  8. Deny this ever happened
  9. This is terrible
  10. Yuck, no
    Vicious Mockery

    Context: In game, our cleric and bard are dating, and we are fighting a group of mercenaries (myself and the rest of the party don’t act here). Currently, it’s the Bard’s turn.

    Cleric: hey babe, you should cast vicious mockery.

    Bard: …

    Bard: Ok. I got this. Hold on.

    Bard: (in singsong) The only way you could ever get laid, is if you crawled up a chicken’s ass and wait

    Everyone at the table: *loses their shit*

  11. Deny this ever happened

    hmmm