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  1. ponazor
  2. Next time do better
  3. Scram
  4. Next time do better

    Wholesome date

  5. Ugh, stinko
  6. The universe won't tolerate this

    Being born in a rich family is like getting a good spawn point in an competitive online multiplayer game.

  7. Please, no

    Animal Crossing Villager Wood Pins made by Lauren Rubin

  8. Not this
  9. I will feel better without this
  10. Less like this, please
    Vicious Mockery

    Context: In game, our cleric and bard are dating, and we are fighting a group of mercenaries (myself and the rest of the party don’t act here). Currently, it’s the Bard’s turn.

    Cleric: hey babe, you should cast vicious mockery.

    Bard: …

    Bard: Ok. I got this. Hold on.

    Bard: (in singsong) The only way you could ever get laid, is if you crawled up a chicken’s ass and wait

    Everyone at the table: *loses their shit*

  11. Plunge it to the depths

    hmmm