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  1. ponazor
  2. This post sickens me
  3. I will feel better without this
  4. No way

    Wholesome date

  5. Unacceptable
  6. The universe won't tolerate this

    Being born in a rich family is like getting a good spawn point in an competitive online multiplayer game.

  7. Doesn't do it for me

    Animal Crossing Villager Wood Pins made by Lauren Rubin

  8. Deny this ever happened
  9. Vamoose this
  10. Barf
    Vicious Mockery

    Context: In game, our cleric and bard are dating, and we are fighting a group of mercenaries (myself and the rest of the party don’t act here). Currently, it’s the Bard’s turn.

    Cleric: hey babe, you should cast vicious mockery.

    Bard: …

    Bard: Ok. I got this. Hold on.

    Bard: (in singsong) The only way you could ever get laid, is if you crawled up a chicken’s ass and wait

    Everyone at the table: *loses their shit*

  11. Plunge it to the depths

    hmmm