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  1. ponazor
  2. Doesn't do it for me
  3. No more of this
  4. I want this gone

    Wholesome date

  5. Scram
  6. This post is my enemy

    Being born in a rich family is like getting a good spawn point in an competitive online multiplayer game.

  7. This isn't me

    Animal Crossing Villager Wood Pins made by Lauren Rubin

  8. Less like this, please
  9. Not for me
  10. Away from me!
    Vicious Mockery

    Context: In game, our cleric and bard are dating, and we are fighting a group of mercenaries (myself and the rest of the party don’t act here). Currently, it’s the Bard’s turn.

    Cleric: hey babe, you should cast vicious mockery.

    Bard: …

    Bard: Ok. I got this. Hold on.

    Bard: (in singsong) The only way you could ever get laid, is if you crawled up a chicken’s ass and wait

    Everyone at the table: *loses their shit*

  11. No way

    hmmm