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  1. ponazor
  2. On December 17, 2018, our Community Guidelines will change and adult content will no longer be allowed on Tumblr.

  3. Deny this ever happened
  4. Beat it
  5. Doesn't do it for me
    Vicious Mockery

    Context: In game, our cleric and bard are dating, and we are fighting a group of mercenaries (myself and the rest of the party don’t act here). Currently, it’s the Bard’s turn.

    Cleric: hey babe, you should cast vicious mockery.

    Bard: …

    Bard: Ok. I got this. Hold on.

    Bard: (in singsong) The only way you could ever get laid, is if you crawled up a chicken’s ass and wait

    Everyone at the table: *loses their shit*

  6. No more of this

    “The Fallen Astronaut”

    The only sculpture on the Moon, this statuette and plaque were secretly left by the crew of Apollo 15 in 1971 as a memorial to those who “made the ultimate contribution” to the exploration of space.

  7. This? No

    This is literally fake news.

    Only one of their graph’s axes is labelled. You can’t even tell what the debt amounts are.

    Here are accurate graphs:

    And (the last two bars are Liberals from 2015 to 2016)

  8. Scram

    Wholesome date

  9. This isn't me
  10. No way
  11. Doesn't do it for me
  12. Plunge it to the depths

    Being born in a rich family is like getting a good spawn point in an competitive online multiplayer game.